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| Subject: Re: THE UNOFFICIAL "OFFICIAL" PUBLIC JOKE SECTION Sat 12 Dec 2009, 3:30 pm | |
| 15 ways to be annoying: 1.) Spend all day at a fast food restaurant, seeing how long it will take until your free refills cost money. 2.) If paged, wait until midnight to answer the call. 3.) Construct an elaborate display of ropes in your backyard and tell your neighbours that you’re a "spider person". 4.) When attending a movie you’ve already seen, yell out: "Don’t let him in! He’s the killer!" 5.) When buying a goldfish at a pet store, ask the salesperson how often you should walk it. 6.) When in a crowded elevator, say loudly: "I hope I fixed it this time." 7.) Beep when a large person backs up. 8.) Look around suspiciously in public and tell onlookers about the "little men" 9.) Insist on making inanimate objects "dance" 10.) Occasionally talk into your hand in public. 11.) Carry a duffel bag onto an elevator, wait until it’s full, then ask if anyone knows how to disarm a bomb in less than 19 seconds. 12.) When stopped at a traffic light during rush hour, claw desperately at the roof of the car. 13.) Insist that someone accompany you to the public rest room because of Henry, the toilet monster. 14.) While carpooling, make swurvy turns while imitating crash noises. 15.) Insist that life is "one big musical", then try to prove your theory by randomly breaking out into song in public. |
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skinman {kan} Member
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| Subject: Re: THE UNOFFICIAL "OFFICIAL" PUBLIC JOKE SECTION Fri 25 Dec 2009, 7:59 pm | |
| A British doctor says "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a brain out of one man, put it in another and have him looking for work in six weeks." A German doctor says, "That’s nothing, we can take a brain out of one person, put it in another and have him preparing for war in four weeks." The American doctor, not to be outdone, says, "You guys are way behind, we just took a man with no brain out of Texas, put him in the White House, and now half the country is looking for work, and the other half preparing for war." |
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skinman {kan} Member
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Lady of Winter {KAN} Queen of the P90 - shooter of the AK47. Claymore expert
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| Subject: Re: THE UNOFFICIAL "OFFICIAL" PUBLIC JOKE SECTION Sat 02 Jan 2010, 3:49 pm | |
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skinman {kan} Member
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Lady of Winter {KAN} Queen of the P90 - shooter of the AK47. Claymore expert
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| Subject: Re: THE UNOFFICIAL "OFFICIAL" PUBLIC JOKE SECTION Wed 06 Jan 2010, 7:37 am | |
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| Subject: Re: THE UNOFFICIAL "OFFICIAL" PUBLIC JOKE SECTION Wed 06 Jan 2010, 6:00 pm | |
| When I was 14... I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.
When I was 16.... I got a girlfriend... but there was no passion.
So I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.
I dated a passionate girl... but she was too emotional.
Everything was an emergency... she was a bit of a drama queen.. cried all the time and threatened suicide.
So I decided I needed a girl with stability.
When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything.
Life became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.
When I was 28 I found an exciting girl.... but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another... never settling on anything.
She did impetuous things and flirted with everyone she met. She made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic... but directionless.
So I decided to find a girl with some ambition.
When I turned 31... I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.
I am now a lot older...and a bit wiser.....
and am looking for a girl with very big boobs!.Phone - 0141-............... | |
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| Subject: Re: THE UNOFFICIAL "OFFICIAL" PUBLIC JOKE SECTION Wed 06 Jan 2010, 7:40 pm | |
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skinman {kan} Member
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Mono {KAN} Member
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| Subject: Re: THE UNOFFICIAL "OFFICIAL" PUBLIC JOKE SECTION Fri 08 Jan 2010, 4:10 pm | |
| Birthday present A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday.
They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey Dave, How you doing?"
His wife is puzzled and asks if he's ever been to this club before. "Oh, no" says Dave. "He's on our bowling team".
When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and brings him a Bud light.
His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, "how did she know that you drank Bud light."
"She's in the Ladies Bowling League and they share lanes with us" says Dave.
A stripper comes over to the table and wraps her arms around Dave and says "Hi Davey, Want your ususal table dance, big boy?"
Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club. Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can close the door, he jumps in beside her and tries desparately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having no part of it.
She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs and calling him everything in the book.
The cabby turns his head around to Dave and says "Looks like you picked up a real bitch tonight, DAVE". | |
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skinman {kan} Member
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Mono {KAN} Member
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| Subject: Re: THE UNOFFICIAL "OFFICIAL" PUBLIC JOKE SECTION Fri 08 Jan 2010, 4:36 pm | |
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Lady of Winter {KAN} Queen of the P90 - shooter of the AK47. Claymore expert
Number of posts : 1730 Age : 56 City/Country : Earth (is not a country it´s a planet)   : Pretty in Pink
: Handy with a Whip
: Frau Boss Fav MP game : Naked Volleyball and Twister. Fav MP map : BOG!!!
I miss BOG!!
Fav SP game : LOL Xfire : ladyofwinter TeamSpeak : 1st Lady {KAN} Registration date : 2008-03-15
| Subject: Re: THE UNOFFICIAL "OFFICIAL" PUBLIC JOKE SECTION Sat 09 Jan 2010, 11:21 am | |
| OMG Mono! That's funny! | |
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