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skinman {kan} Member
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| Subject: Re: THE UNOFFICIAL "OFFICIAL" PUBLIC JOKE SECTION Sat 09 Jan 2010, 5:06 pm | |
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skinman {kan} Member
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| Subject: Re: THE UNOFFICIAL "OFFICIAL" PUBLIC JOKE SECTION Sat 09 Jan 2010, 7:05 pm | |
| A man is walking along a remote beach on the south west coast of England.
After about twenty minutes he hears a deep... booming voice say......
"DIG!".
He looks up..down..left and right..but he cannot see where the voice could possibly have come from......so he carries on walking.
"I SAID DIG!"...says the same deep...booming voice.
The man figures that the sensible thing to do... under these circumstances..is to do as he is told.
So he starts digging in the sand at the point where he first heard the voice.
After about ten minutes..he digs up a little metal box...about a foot square.
On the front of it is an old rusted padlock.
He hears a deep...booming voice say....
"OPEN".
So he pulls and pushes and tweaks and bends until the padlock breaks.
Inside...the box is full of gold coins.
The deep ...booming voice says......
"TO THE CASINO!".
So man picks up the box..goes back to his car and drives to the nearest casino.
He's had a right result so far...he reckons.... so he might as well carry on.
He changes the coins for a big stack of chips and starts to wander round the casino.
The deep...booming voice says.....
"ROULETTE!".
So he goes over to the roulette table.
There are a few people playing...but he has no problem getting in on the game.
Just then..the deep...booming voice says...
"TWENTY SEVEN!".
So he puts a couple of chips on that number.
"ALL OF IT!"....the deep...booming voice says.
So the man loads all the chips on to number twenty seven.
The croupier spins the wheel..and rolls the ball.
The crowd gathered around the table.... is silent as the ball spins...and spins..and spins.
Eventually...It stops on....
Number twenty six.
And the deep...booming voice says.....
"SH*T!".
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Mono {KAN} Member
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skinman {kan} Member
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| Subject: Re: THE UNOFFICIAL "OFFICIAL" PUBLIC JOKE SECTION Sun 10 Jan 2010, 11:13 am | |
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skinman {kan} Member
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skinman {kan} Member
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skinman {kan} Member
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| Subject: Re: THE UNOFFICIAL "OFFICIAL" PUBLIC JOKE SECTION Thu 14 Jan 2010, 12:45 pm | |
| There once was a princess
who was walking through the woods.
All of a sudden she heard a voice calling...
"Hey Princess!".
She looked around and didn't see anyone except a frog sitting on a big rock.
She started to carry on her way...
the frog called out again....
"Hey Princess...
if you take me home and let me sleep next to you...
I will turn back into a Prince!".
It had been a very long day..... she decided to give it a try.
The Princess took the frog home with her and let him sleep in her bed.
When she woke up the next day what do you think she found?.
There on her bed beside her.. lay a Prince.
Do you believe this story?...
No!.
Neither did her mother. | |
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skinman {kan} Member
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| Subject: Re: THE UNOFFICIAL "OFFICIAL" PUBLIC JOKE SECTION Thu 14 Jan 2010, 7:21 pm | |
| A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said that the hospital was testing an amazing new high-tech machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labour pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were interested. Both said they were very much in favour of it. The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. But as the labour progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor then checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain and the husband had experienced none. She and her husband were ecstatic. When they got home they found the postman dead on the porch. |
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| Subject: Re: THE UNOFFICIAL "OFFICIAL" PUBLIC JOKE SECTION Sun 24 Jan 2010, 9:20 am | |
| A young woman goes to her doctor's office, afraid of the strange development on the inside of her thighs .. . . a green spot on the inside of each.
"They won't wash off, they won't scrape off and they seem to be getting worse."
The doctor assures her he'll get to the bottom of the problem, and tells her not to worry until the tests come back.
A few days later, the woman's phone rings. Much to her relief, it's the doctor. She immediately begs to know what's causing the spots.
The doctor says, "You're perfectly healthy - - there's no problem. But I'm wondering, is your boyfriend a Harley guy?"
The woman stammers, "Why, yes, but how did you know?"
"Tell him his earrings aren't real gold." | |
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| Subject: Re: THE UNOFFICIAL "OFFICIAL" PUBLIC JOKE SECTION Sun 24 Jan 2010, 9:42 am | |
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| Subject: Re: THE UNOFFICIAL "OFFICIAL" PUBLIC JOKE SECTION Tue 26 Jan 2010, 10:16 am | |
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