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| Subject: Re: THE UNOFFICIAL "OFFICIAL" PUBLIC JOKE SECTION Sat 05 Feb 2011, 9:30 pm | |
| Tom had been in Police work for 25 years.
Finally sick of the stress, he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from humanity as possible.
He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it's total peace and quiet.
After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his door.He opens it and a huge, bearded man is standing there.
'Name's Jim, your neighbor from forty miles up the road. Having a Christmas party Friday night. Thought you might like to come at about 5:00.'
'Great', says Tom, 'after six months out here I'm ready to meet some local folks Thank you.'
As Jim is leaving, he stops. 'Gotta warn you. Be some drinking.'
'Not a problem' says Tom. 'After 25 years in the business, I can drink with the best of 'em.'
Again, the big man starts to leave and stops.
'More 'an likely gonna be some fighting, too.'
'Well, I get along with people, I'll be all right! I'll be there. Thanks again.'
'More 'an likely be some wild sex, too,'
'Now that's really not a problem' says Tom, warming to the idea. 'I've been all alone for six months! I'll definitely be there. By the way, what should I wear?'
'Don't much matter. Just gonna be the two of us.' | |
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| Subject: FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE Fri 11 Feb 2011, 6:04 am | |
| 1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
5. It's very, very important that these four women to not know each other | |
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| Subject: Re: THE UNOFFICIAL "OFFICIAL" PUBLIC JOKE SECTION Sat 12 Feb 2011, 7:07 pm | |
| Two men and a woman.. along with their dogs..are in a vet's waiting room.
The first man's dog asks the second man's dog what he's there for.
"They are putting me down".
"OH...NO!"...says the first dog..
"WHY?".
"Well...I've been chasing the postman for years.
Yesterday...I finally caught him and bit his ass.
So..I'm going to be put to sleep".
"Well"..said the first dog..
"My master just completely re-modelled the inside of his house..I didn't like it because my scent wasn't anywhere any more..so..when he went to bed last night I pissed on everything I could find.
This morning..he found out what I had done so he is putting me to sleep also".
The third dog says...
"This is my master's new girlfriend.
She runs around the house all the time without her clothes.
This makes me very horny..so..this morning... after she got out of the shower and was bending over to wipe up the water on the floor...I couldn't stand it any more...so I jumped on her and gave it to her good!".
"So..that's why they are putting you to sleep?"... asks the first dog.
"NO...
she just brought me in to get my toenails clipped". | |
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| Subject: Re: THE UNOFFICIAL "OFFICIAL" PUBLIC JOKE SECTION Sat 19 Feb 2011, 2:38 pm | |
| A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs
She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'
So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.
'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.
'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
PLEASE NOTE:
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.
The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer.
The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited. | |
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| Subject: Re: THE UNOFFICIAL "OFFICIAL" PUBLIC JOKE SECTION Fri 18 Mar 2011, 8:46 pm | |
| A teenage boy was playing in his room on his computer when his grandfather came in and sat on the bed.
"I know you love your computer"...said the grandfather..
"But you really should get out of the house more and experience life..after all..your eighteen now. When I was eighteen..I went to Paris..went to the Moulin Rouge..drank all night..had my way with the dancers... pissed on the barman and left without paying!...Now that is how to have a good time!".
A week later...the Grandfather came to visit again. he found the boy still in his room...but with a broken arm in plaster..two black eyes and no front teeth.
"What happened to you?"...he asked.
the boy said..."I did what you did. I went to Paris..went to the Moulin Rouge..drank all night had my way with the dancers...pissed on the barman and he beat the hell out of me!".
"Oh dear"..said the Grandfather..."Who did you go with?".
"Just my pal..why?...who did you go with?".
"The Third Panzer Division". | |
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| Subject: Re: THE UNOFFICIAL "OFFICIAL" PUBLIC JOKE SECTION Mon 28 Mar 2011, 7:18 pm | |
| A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know....,
I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man
who wants a Chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter.
You'll have to drive around in his 2008 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he
will supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will
be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her
overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward to say but you will also
have as part of your job assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the
daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive."
The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bull****tin' me!"
The social worker said, "Yeah, well ... You started it."
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| Subject: Re: THE UNOFFICIAL "OFFICIAL" PUBLIC JOKE SECTION Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:59 am | |
| Father shark teaches his son how to hunt surfers. - Rule no 1. Swim around the surfer one full circle showing him your back fin. - Rule no 2. Swim around the surfer second full circle showing him your back fin. - Rule no 3. Swim straight to the surfer showing him your open mouth and dive under just inches from his face. - Rule no 3. Swim straight again - Rule no 3. Attack, kill and enjoy your meal son
Young shark has one doubt. - Why should I waste so many time before attack ? I could easily kill him with very first turn! - You are right my son, you can do it – father sharks said – but only if you like meat s**t stuffed
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| Subject: Re: THE UNOFFICIAL "OFFICIAL" PUBLIC JOKE SECTION Tue 29 Mar 2011, 5:17 pm | |
| A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second black hearse was a solitary man walking a dog on a leash. Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 men walking single file. The man could'nt stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the man walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and this may be a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this." "Whose funeral is it?" "My wifes." "What happened to her?" The man replied, "My dog attacked and killed her." He inquired further, "But who is in the second hearse?" The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog turned on her." A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two men. "Can I borrow the dog?" The man replied, "Get in line."
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| Subject: Re: THE UNOFFICIAL "OFFICIAL" PUBLIC JOKE SECTION Sun 03 Apr 2011, 9:41 am | |
| After six days of crawling through the jungle in darkest Africa.
The starving man stumbled across a small chapel. he went in..knelt at the alter and prayed.
"Please..lord..give me some food!".
As if by magic..a lump of meat dropped at his feet.
The man gleefully devoured it and just as he was finishing...another piece of meat fell at his feet.
looking up towards the heavens in gratitude...
he noticed that a leper was painting the ceiling. | |
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| Subject: Re: THE UNOFFICIAL "OFFICIAL" PUBLIC JOKE SECTION Mon 11 Apr 2011, 11:01 am | |
| Two pals were sitting outside a pub when a pretty girl walked past.
One pal says to the other ".... I'd give her one".
The girl overheard him and gave the bloke a right mouthful at full volume.
"you'll be fukcing lucky mate... your nothing but a sexist pig... and I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth".
However..his mate managed to save the day.
looking the girl straight in the eye he said...
"Don't flatter yerself love... we were giving you marks out of ten". | |
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| Subject: Re: THE UNOFFICIAL "OFFICIAL" PUBLIC JOKE SECTION Wed 13 Apr 2011, 2:16 pm | |
| So, this pirate walks into a bar with a captain’s wheel crammed down the front of his pants and the bartender says, ‘why have you got a captain’s wheel crammed down the front of your pants?’ And the pirate says, ‘arrgh! It’s driving me nuts! |
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| Subject: Cowboy and Ol' Blue Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:48 am | |
| A young cowboy from Wyoming goes off to college.
Half way through the semester, he has foolishly squandered
all his money. He calls home.
"Dad," he says, "You won't believe
what modern education is developing! They actually have a program here in Laramie
that will teach our dog,Ol' Blue how to talk!"
"That's amazing," his Dad says.
"How do I get Ol' Blue in that program?"
"Just send him down here with $1,000" the young cowboy says. "I'll get him in the course."
So, his father sends the dog and $1,000.
About two-thirds of the way through the semester, the money again runs out. The boy calls home.
"So how's Ol' Blue doing son?" his father asks.
"Awesome, Dad, he's talking up a storm," he says, "but you just won't believe this - they've had such good results they have started to teach the animals how to read!"
"Read!?" says his father, "No kidding!
How do we get Blue in that program?"
"Just send $2,500, I'll get him in the class." The money promptly arrives. But our hero has a problem.
At the end of the year, his father will find out the dog can neither talk, nor read. So he shoots the dog.
When he arrives home at the end of the year,
his father is all excited. "Where's Ol' Blue?
I just can't wait to see him read something and talk!"
"Dad," the boy says, "I have some grim news.
Yesterday morning, just before we left to drive home,
Ol' Blue was in the living room, kicked back in the recliner, reading the Wall Street Journal, like he usually does.
Then he turned to me and asked,
"So, is your daddy still messing around with that little redhead who lives down the street?"
The father exclaimed, "I hope you shot that rotten liar before he talks to your Mother!"
"I sure did, Dad!"
"That's my boy!"
The kid went on to law school, and now
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| Subject: Re: THE UNOFFICIAL "OFFICIAL" PUBLIC JOKE SECTION Wed 11 May 2011, 9:08 am | |
| A biker came home from the road, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts."
She looked a little confused, but brought him a beer. When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start."
This time she looked a little pissed, but brought him a beer. When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer, it's gonna start any second."
"That's it!" She blows her top, "You bastard! You waltz in here, flop your fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?"
The biker sighed. "Oh $h!t, it's started. | |
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| Subject: Re: THE UNOFFICIAL "OFFICIAL" PUBLIC JOKE SECTION Mon 06 Jun 2011, 5:45 pm | |
| All arrivals in heaven have to go through a bureaucratic examination to determine whether admission will be granted. One room has a clerk who inputs computerized records of what each applicant did on his or her last day of life.
The first applicant of the day explains that his last day was not a good one. "I came home early and found my wife lying naked in bed. She claimed she had just gotten out of the shower. Well, her hair was dry and I checked the shower and it was completely dry too. I knew she was into some hanky-panky and I began to look for her lover. I went onto the balcony of our 9th floor apartment and found the SOB clinging to the rail by his finger tips. I was so angry that I began bashing his fingers with a flower pot. He let go and fell, but his fall was broken by some awnings and bushes. On seeing he was still alive I found super human strength to drag our antique cedar chest to the balcony and throw it over. It hit the man and killed him. At this point the stress got to me and I suffered a massive heart attack and died." The clerk thanked him and sent him on to the next office.
The second applicant said that his last day was his worst. "I was on the roof of an apartment building working on the AC equipment. I stumbled over my tools and toppled off the building. I managed to grab onto the balcony rail of a 9th floor apartment but some idiot came rushing out on the balcony and bashed my hands with a flower pot. I fell but hit some awnings and bushes and survived, but as I looked up I saw a huge chest falling toward me. I tried to crawl out of the way but failed and was hit and killed by the chest." The clerk couldn't help but chuckle as he directs the man to the next room.
He is still giggling when his third customer of the day enters. He apologizes and says "I doubt that your last day was as interesting as the fellow in here just before you."
"I don't know" replies the man,"picture this, I'm buck naked hiding in this cedar chest ....."
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| Subject: Re: THE UNOFFICIAL "OFFICIAL" PUBLIC JOKE SECTION Thu 07 Jul 2011, 6:03 pm | |
| A guy met an older woman in a bar.
They drank and flirted..and he decided she was pretty hot for a fifty five year old.
As they exchanged a passionate kiss.. she whispered in his ear...
"Have you ever had a mother and daughter together?".
"No"...he answered. "But it's something I've always fantasized about".
"Well...tonight could just be your lucky night"... she said....knocking back another double vodka.
Scarcely able to contain himself...he went back to her place.
She turned the key in the door...put the hall light on and shouted upstairs...
"HEY...MAW....ARE YOU STILL AWAKE?". | |
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| Subject: Re: THE UNOFFICIAL "OFFICIAL" PUBLIC JOKE SECTION Fri 12 Aug 2011, 7:17 am | |
| Dad buys a lie detector robot which slaps people when they tell lies.
He decides to test it at dinner.
"Son"...he asks.... "where were you today?" .
The son says... "at school dad".
The Robot slaps the son!.
"Ok... I watched a dvd at my friends house!".
"What dvd?".
"Toy story".
The Robot slaps the son again!.
"Ok....it was a porno".... cries the son.
"What! ....When I was your age I didn't know what porn was".... says the dad.
The Robot slaps the dad!.
Mum laughs... "Ha Ha Ha!.... He's certainly your son".
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