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| Subject: Re: scottish humour Fri 11 Jun 2010, 7:49 pm | |
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wee alex was hitchhiking on a very dark night
and in the midst of a big storm.
The hours were rolling on and no cars went by
for ages.
The storm was so strong he could hardly see
ahead of him.
Suddenly...
he saw a car slowly coming towards him with
the passenger door open slightly.
alex...
desperate for shelter and without thinking
about it..
jumped into the car and closed the door....
only to realize there was no one behind the
wheel and the engine was off.
The car started moving again slowly..
alex looked out the front window at the road
ahead and saw a dangerous curve with a steep
presipice approaching.
Scared... he started to pray...
begging for his life.
Then... just before the car hit the curve...
a hand appeared out of nowhere through the
window.. and turned the wheel.
alex... paralyzed with terror...
watched as the hand came through the window....
but never touched or harmed him.
Shortly thereafter...
alex saw the lights of a pub appear ahead
in the distance.
gathering all his strength...
he jumped out of the car...
and ran as fast as his wee legs would go.
soaking wet and out of breath...
he rushed inside and started telling everybody
about the horrible experience he just had.
A silence enveloped the pub when everybody
realized he was serious...
and wasn't drunk.
Suddenly... the door opened...
and two dark shadowy figures walked in
from the wet and stormy night.
like alex...
they were also soaked and out of breath.
Looking around and seeing wee alex sobbing
at the bar...
one of the dark shadowy figures said
to the other.....
"Look ....
there's that idiot that got in the car
while we were pushing it".
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| Subject: Re: scottish humour Tue 07 Sep 2010, 8:30 pm | |
| An Englishman, Irishman, Welshman, Scotsman were captured while fighting in a far-off foreign land, and the leader of the captors said, 'We're going to line you up in front of a firing squad and shoot you all in turn. But first, you each can make a final wish.' The Englishman responds, 'I'd like to hear "God Save The Queen" just one more time to remind me of the auld country, played by the London All Boys Choir. With Morris Dancers Dancing to the tune.' The Irishman replies, 'I'd like to hear "Danny Boy" just one more time to remind me of the auld country, sung in the style of Daniel O'Donnell, with Riverdance dancers skipping gaily to the tune.' The Welshman answers, 'I'd like to hear "Men Of Harlech" just one more time to remind me of the country, sung as if by the Treorchy Male Voice Choir.' The Scotsman says quickly, 'I'd like to be shot first.' |
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| Subject: Re: scottish humour Tue 14 Sep 2010, 3:55 am | |
| OMG, Oddy, I laughed so hard! | |
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