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|  Subject: Re: scottish humour Tue 02 Mar 2010, 1:34 pm | |
| A true scot is a man who never sends his pyjamasto the laundry unless he has a pair of socks stuckin the pockets.-------------- A rare form of the highland fling is a drunkenaberdonian throwing money all over the street.-------------- Then there was the reunion of old friends.The Englishman brought a case of beer.The Irishman brought an enormous cooked ham.And the Scotsman brought his brother.--------------- And what about the three Scotsmen whowere found drowned in a loch?.Turned out that they had bet each othera shilling as to who could stay under longest...winner take all. | |
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| | Subject: Re: scottish humour Mon 15 Mar 2010, 7:40 pm | |
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| | Subject: scottish humour Tue 16 Mar 2010, 2:34 am | |
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mraztec3{KAN}
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| | Subject: Re: scottish humour Tue 16 Mar 2010, 3:48 am | |
| Is that an excerpt from Mono's autobiography, Stories from the Life of a Swedish Noob?  | |
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skinman {kan}
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| | Subject: Re: scottish humour Tue 16 Mar 2010, 5:24 pm | |
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| | Subject: Re: scottish humour Sun 25 Apr 2010, 9:16 am | |
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"Well... Mrs. wallace.... so you want a divorce?"...
the solicitor questioned his client.
"Tell me about it.
Do you have a grudge?".
"Naw'... Naw'"...
replied Mrs.wallace.
"Sure we huv a carport".
The solicitor tried again.
"Well... does your man beat you up?".
"Naw'... naw'"....
said Mrs. Wallace looking puzzled.
"Ah'm always first oot o' bed".
Still hopeful.... the solicitor tried once again.
"Well.... does he go in for unnatural connubial practices?".
"Well now...
he pratices the bagpipes...
but I don't think he knows anything about the connubial".
Now desperate...
the solicitor pushed on.
"What I'm trying to find out are what grounds you have".
"Bless ye son.....
We live in a flat.... not even a window box.... let alone grounds".
"Mrs. Wallace"..... the solicitor said in considerable exasperation....
"you need a reason that the court can consider.
What is the reason for you seeking this divorce?".
"Ah... well now".... said Mrs. wallace....
"Sure it's because the man canny haud an intelligent conversation".
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| | Subject: Re: scottish humour Tue 27 Apr 2010, 5:00 pm | |
| LOL!!  | |
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