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| Subject: Re: scottish humour Thu 14 Jan 2010, 5:11 pm | |
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| Subject: Re: scottish humour Sat 16 Jan 2010, 11:25 am | |
| you must have been a comedian at one time IRL Skin. | |
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| Subject: Re: scottish humour Sat 16 Jan 2010, 3:51 pm | |
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| Subject: Re: scottish humour Mon 18 Jan 2010, 8:47 am | |
| -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A wealthy Edinburgh couple are preparing to go out for the evening to a swanky cocktail party.
The woman of the house gives her butler.. Thomas the night off....
saying that they intend to return home very late and she hopes that he'll enjoy his evening.
later that evening...
the lady of the manor isn't having a good time at the party...
so she decides to go home early......alone.
his lordship stays on...
socializing with important business clients.
As the woman walks into her house...
she finds Thomas...
by himself in the dining room.
She calls for him to follow her into the master bedroom.
In a voice he knows he must obey....
she says....
"Thomas....
I want you to take off my dress".
This he does...
hanging it carefully over a chair.
"Thomas"......
she continues....
"Take off my stockings and garter belt".
Again Thomas silently obeys.
"Now..Thomas... I want you to remove my bra and panties".
Eyes downcast.... Thomas obeys.
By this point....
both are breathing heavily....
the tension mounting between them.
She looks sternly at him and says...
"Thomas.....
If I ever catch you wearing my stuff again....
I'll fire you!". | |
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| Subject: Re: scottish humour Wed 03 Feb 2010, 4:58 pm | |
| Happily Married Biker
Badass Biker Bob wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table.
He sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Bob looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house.
He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love you."
So he goes to the kitchen, and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.
Bob asks, "Son, what happened last night?"
His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious, broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door."
Confused, Badass Bob asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you said, "Lady, leave me alone, I'm married'!" | |
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| Subject: Re: scottish humour Thu 04 Feb 2010, 1:08 am | |
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| Subject: Re: scottish humour Mon 22 Feb 2010, 12:56 pm | |
| The Birmingham landlady wanted to please her Scottish lodger.
The first day she gave him two slices of bread for his packed lunch.
He didn't seem satisfied with that..
so she gave him four slices the next day...
and then six the day after that.
By the end of the week she was giving him ten slices....
he still wasn't too happy... even that wasn't enough.
So...
In despair...she cut the loaf in half and put the thickest ham she could find in between the pieces.
When he came home from work that evening..
she asked...
"Had you enough for your dinner break today Sandy?".
"It wasn't bad he said grudgingly....
but I see your back to the two slices again. | |
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