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| Subject: Re: SKINMAN'S SPEAK UP! SECTION. Sat 23 May 2009, 3:05 pm | |
| Idly the Scottish tourist watched the Devon man dig and turn over the soil. Eventually he said... "Hey... pal.. whit's that you're doin?". "Oi'm digging tatters... sor ". "Potatoes?... Those small things?... You call them potatoes?. Back up in Aberdeen we have potatoes ten times that size!". "Yes.. sor.... But you see.... We only grow them to fit our mouths!". | |
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| Subject: Re: SKINMAN'S SPEAK UP! SECTION. Tue 26 May 2009, 8:06 pm | |
| Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415...the French... anticipating victory over the English... proposed to cut off the middle finger of all captured English soldiers. Without the middle finger.. it would be impossible to draw the renowned English longbow and therefore be incapable of fighting in the future. This famous weapon was made of the native English Yew tree.. and the act of drawing the longbow was known as "plucking the yew". Much to the bewilderment of the French.. the English won a major upset and began mocking the French by waving their middle fingers at the defeated French..saying... "See... we can still pluck yew!... PLUCK YEW!". Over the years.. some entymologists have grown up around this symbolic gesture. Since "pluck yew" is rather difficult to say.... like "pleasant mother pheasant plucker". which is who you had to go to for the feathers used on the arrows for the longbow. the difficult consonant cluster at the beginning has gradually changed to a labiodental fricative .F. and thus the words often used in conjunction with the one-finger-salute are mistakenly thought to have something to do with an intimate encounter. It is also because of the pheasant feathers on the arrows that the symbolic gesture is known as... "giving the bird". | |
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| Subject: Re: SKINMAN'S SPEAK UP! SECTION. Sat 30 May 2009, 8:00 pm | |
| Skinman, I enjoyed the post about the middle finger. Very interesting, indeed. Thank you, sir.
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| Subject: Re: SKINMAN'S SPEAK UP! SECTION. Sun 31 May 2009, 1:20 am | |
| But of course my partner in crime :) | |
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| Subject: Re: SKINMAN'S SPEAK UP! SECTION. Tue 02 Jun 2009, 1:32 pm | |
| Cat with hypnotic eyes"Look into my eyes.... look into my eyes.... the eyes... the eyes.... not around the eyes.... don't look around the eyes.... look into my eyes. you will soon be under my spell. | |
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| Subject: Re: SKINMAN'S SPEAK UP! SECTION. Tue 02 Jun 2009, 8:19 pm | |
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| Subject: Re: SKINMAN'S SPEAK UP! SECTION. Wed 03 Jun 2009, 9:55 am | |
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| Subject: Re: SKINMAN'S SPEAK UP! SECTION. Wed 03 Jun 2009, 12:03 pm | |
| A kiddies favorite... | |
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| Subject: Re: SKINMAN'S SPEAK UP! SECTION. Wed 03 Jun 2009, 12:57 pm | |
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| Subject: Re: SKINMAN'S SPEAK UP! SECTION. Thu 04 Jun 2009, 1:35 pm | |
| some beautiful girls having a photo shoot... | |
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| Subject: Re: SKINMAN'S SPEAK UP! SECTION. Sun 07 Jun 2009, 5:10 am | |
| A seven-year-old boy was at the centre of a courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over whom should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt... in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents... the boy cried out that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them... the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials... the judge granted temporary custody to the Scotland Football team... whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone. | |
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| Subject: Re: SKINMAN'S SPEAK UP! SECTION. Sun 07 Jun 2009, 4:38 pm | |
| t's a sad reflection on society that there are unscrupulous people scaremongering over swine flu. So if you receive an e-mail telling you not to eat tinned pork because of swine flu.... ignore it. It's just spam. ......................... Into a belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy looking like he'd just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling... his nose is broken... his face is cut and bruised and he is walking with a limp. "What happend to you? asks the bartender. "Jamie O Conner and me had a fight". "That little sh*t.. O Conner" says the barman. "He couldnt do that to you... he must of had something in his hand". "That he did"... says Paddy A shovel is what he had... and a terrible licken he gave me with it". "Well'' says the barman.... "you should have defended yourself... didnt you have something in your hand?". ''That I did''... said Paddy... "Mrs. O Conner's breast... and a thing of beauty it was.... but useless in a fight". ............................ I dreamed last night of a metal circle with the number 30 on it. Do you think it's a sign?. ..................................... MY friend says I'm paranoid... Well.... She didn't actually say so But I could tell she was thinking it. | |
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| Subject: Re: SKINMAN'S SPEAK UP! SECTION. Sat 20 Jun 2009, 3:06 pm | |
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| Subject: Re: SKINMAN'S SPEAK UP! SECTION. Mon 29 Jun 2009, 1:40 pm | |
| It's such a shame that the man who brought soap operas and reality TV to Italy should have ended up becoming trapped in his own real life soap opera. Silvio Berlusconi showed.... he intended to brazen out the sex scandal that has begun to eat away at his personal popularity... and spawned rumours of a plot to replace him as head of the Italian government. The prime minister found himself in the unusual position of giving public assurances that he had never paid for sex.. had not participated in orgies and did not "frequent" under..age girls. And he didn't consume drugs either. It seems A universal problem that no matter what country you might live in there are always human weaknesses inherent in man. I can remember back in early 1963 the Profumo affair. In england There was a political scandal that was named after the then Secretary of State for War... john Profumo. A sordid little affair which involved A cabinet minister... A showgirl .... and a Soviet naval attache. The only difference from that time to present.. is the names have changed. We always come full circle what with the world being egg shaped. | |
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| Subject: Re: SKINMAN'S SPEAK UP! SECTION. Mon 29 Jun 2009, 7:26 pm | |
| This is about as old as the oldest profession. IMO. Sex scandals rock every country. Remember the oral...I mean, oval office incident with a certain President, who shall remain nameless (cough..Bill Clinton...cough cough)? But there are so many more recent sex scandals that it boggles the mind. And it touches every political party across the board. No one is above scandal.
Now where did I put that cigar? Probably got tossed out with the dress. | |
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| Subject: Re: SKINMAN'S SPEAK UP! SECTION. Sun 05 Jul 2009, 3:37 am | |
| Skin, I like the way you think. Makes ya wonder about what's next, eh... | |
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| Subject: Re: SKINMAN'S SPEAK UP! SECTION. Sun 05 Jul 2009, 12:43 pm | |
| Over the past days Michael Jackson has been compared unfavourably with Mozart.. Beethoven... the Duke of Wellington.... and even Winston Churchill.
Churchill may have helped liberate the world from Nazi tyranny.
But could he Moonwalk?.
Clearly it is silly to compare these historical figures to michael jackson.
Can’t they all be good in their own way?...
But... the individual merits of those people are not the point.
the reaction of the people... fuelled by the media... to Jackson's death Is Exactly the same things that was said about the Princess of Wales.
I suppose it's only natural that there will be the spaite of jokes about the circumstances leading up to his heart attack and subsequent death...
Including the theory that it was something to do with being out at night under a full moon...
or lying in the sun too long..
even tripping over a pram.
Several close friends have said...
Don't blame it on the sunshine...
don't blame it on the moonlight...
blame it on the buggy.
Some are so hypocritical saying terrible things about people after their demise..but the defenders of those people rarely give them a second thought.
How many people do you see crying openly in public at the thought of lady Diana Spencers death now?.
They say time is a great healer... Isn't that another way of saying
I don't remember.... or am I just too cynical in my old age?.
All I know is Michael Jackson made terrific music for over forty years.
He was one of the great masters of music.
And I'm sure that He brought A real sense of happiness into the lives of many. | |
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| Subject: Re: SKINMAN'S SPEAK UP! SECTION. Fri 24 Jul 2009, 5:08 pm | |
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| Subject: "Lizard Birth" Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:32 am | |
| "Lizard Birth"
If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome, including toilet flush burials for dead goldfish, the story below will have you laughing out LOUD!
Overview: I had to take my son's lizard to the vet.
Here's what happened:
Just after dinner one night, my son came up to tell me there was "something wrong" with one of the two lizards he holds prisoner in his room.
"He's just lying there looking sick," he told me. "I'm serious, Dad. Can you help?"
I put my best lizard-healer expression on my face and followed him into his bedroom. One of the little lizards was indeed lying on his back, looking stressed. I immediately knew what to do.
"Honey," I called, "come look at the lizard!"
"Oh, my gosh!" my wife exclaimed. "She's having babies."
"What?" my son demanded. "But their names are Bert and Ernie, Mom!"
I was equally outraged.
"Hey, how can that be? I thought we said we didn't want them to reproduce," I said accusingly to my wife.
"Well, what do you want me to do, post a sign in their cage?" she inquired (I think she actually said this sarcastically!)
"No, but you were supposed to get two boys!" I reminded her, (in my most loving, calm, sweet voice, while gritting my teeth).
"Yeah, Bert and Ernie!" my son agreed.
"Well, it's just a little hard to tell on some guys, you know," she informed me (Again with the sarcasm!).
By now the rest of the family had gathered to see what was going on. I shrugged, deciding to make the best of it.
"Kids, this is going to be a wondrous experience," I announced. "We're about to witness the miracle of birth."
"Oh, gross!" they shrieked
"Well, isn't THAT just great? What are we going to do with a litter of tiny little lizard babies?" my wife wanted to know.
We peered at the patient. After much struggling, what looked like a tiny foot would appear briefly, vanishing a scant second later.
"We don't appear to be making much progress," I noted.
It's breech," my wife whispered, horrified.
"Do something, Dad!" my son urged.
"Okay, okay." Squeamishly, I reached in and grabbed the foot when it next appeared, giving it a gentle tug. It disappeared. I tried several more times with the same results.
"Should I call 911?" my eldest daughter wanted to know.
"Maybe they could talk us through the trauma." (You see a pattern here with the females in my house?)
"Let's get Ernie to the vet," I said grimly. We drove to the vet with my son holding the cage in his lap.
"Breathe, Ernie, breathe," he urged.
"I don't think lizards do Lamaze," his mother noted to him. (Women can be so cruel to their own young. I mean what she does to me is one thing, but this boy is of her womb, for Pete sakes.). By this time we decided it was time to take Ernie to the vet.
The vet took Ernie back to the examining room and peered at the little animal through a magnifying glass.
"What do you think, Doc, a C-section?" I suggested scientifically.
"Oh, very interesting," he murmured. "Mr. and Mrs. Cameron, may I speak to you privately for a moment?"
I gulped, nodding for my son to step outside.
"Is Ernie going to be okay?" my wife asked.
"Oh, perfectly," the vet assured us. "This lizard is not in labor. In fact, that isn't EVER going to happen. . .
Ernie is a boy. You see, Ernie is a young male. And occasionally, as they come into maturity, like most male species, they um . . um . . . masturbate. Just the way he did, lying on his back." He blushed, glancing at my wife.
We were silent, absorbing this.
"So, Ernie's just . just . . . excited," my wife offered.
"Exactly," the vet replied, relieved that we understood.
More silence. Then my vicious, cruel wife started to giggle. And giggle. And then even laugh loudly.
"What's so funny?" I demanded, knowing, but not believing that the woman I married would commit the upcoming affront to my flawless manliness.
Tears were now running down her face. "It's just .that . .. I'm picturing you pulling on its . . . its. . teeny little . . "
She gasped for more air to bellow in laughter once more.
"That's enough," I warned. We thanked the vet and hurriedly bundled the lizard and our son back into the car.. He was glad everything was going to be okay.
"I know Ernie's really thankful for what you did, Dad," he told me.
"Oh, you have NO idea," my wife agreed, collapsing with laughter.
Two lizards: $140.
One cage: $50.
Trip to the vet: $35
Memory of your husband pulling on a lizard's winkie:
Priceless!
Moral of the story: Pay attention in biology class.
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| Subject: Re: SKINMAN'S SPEAK UP! SECTION. Sun 23 Aug 2009, 7:08 am | |
| From the excerpts of the late Paul Harvey, radio broadcaster.
We visit Altoona, PA, where TV anchorman Brandon Brooks demonstrated for his viewers how to protect their homes from burglars. He used his own home to demonstrate... Double locks on doors, windows that will not open from the outside, burglar alarms... Now it appears that thieves were watching the program. They not only learned where the double locks were, but where the TV set was and the VCR and the furniture and other things. So a few nights later - while Brandon Brooks was on the air back at the studio - the thieves broke into his house and cleaned him out. That window that won't open from the outside? They smashed it. | |
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| Subject: Re: SKINMAN'S SPEAK UP! SECTION. Mon 24 Aug 2009, 12:24 pm | |
| Another excerpt from the late Paul Harvey. If you don 't know who he is, be sure to do a search for his audible stories. Very interesting man. Reminds me of Skinman {KAN}
Police Chief Clifton Sullivan - Russell Springs, KY - got a call from a lady who wanted her bachelor neighbor arrested for indecent exposure The chief went to her house and witnessed for himself... The fact was that the man next door was in his bathroom shaving. 'But,' the chief said, 'with the bottom part of the man's bathroom window covered as it is, I cannot tell if the bottom part of the man is wearing anything or not.' 'But,' the woman said, 'Well, you just stand on this chair and stand on your tiptoes and you'll see!' | |
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| Subject: Re: SKINMAN'S SPEAK UP! SECTION. Sat 05 Sep 2009, 10:53 am | |
| I read with interest that a growing number of Republicans believe that Barack Obama had lied about his birth... and was in fact born in Kenya...
so should not have been eligible to be President.
the White House of course has denied this...
pointing out that if he had been...
Madonna would have adopted him by now. .....................
Two young females were discussing one of the friskier boys of their village...
he was something of a serial fiance... having been engaged four times.
"His pals call him Gandalf"... said one.
"Why?..... Because he looks like a Hobbit?
"No.. silly"....
said the other...
"It's because he's Lord of the rings".
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THE scaffolding has come down from the Britannia Panopticon on Glasgow's Argyle Street after sandstone cleaning.
the Panopticon is one of the oldest music halls in the world...
Now that the scaffolding's removed... people can see the building in all its glory...
but it also stops sneak thieves who have been using the scaffolding to break into the auditorium.
One cheeky thief thought he'd fool the local constabulary by posing as a dummy alongside the Victoriana...clad mannequins which are dotted about the balcony and auditorium.
sadly for him...
his tracksuit and trainers
gave him away.
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What about the lady who went
to her Doctor because she had a
very sore throat.
when she arrived at the surgery...
the receptionist asked for her date
of birth.
In a barely audible whisper...
she told the receptionist she was in
her fifties.
The receptionist whispered back...
"It's OK...
I'm not going to tell anyone"...
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Then there were Two guys in
a bar discussing the case of
women's 800 metres winner
Caster Semenya who had been
accused of being a man.
"To be fair"..
said one...
"to win such an event in the
glare of such publicity and
criticism...
that must take a lot of balls".
The conversation then turned to the fact that the gender testing could take some weeks to come up with a definitive result.
"Would it not be quicker and simpler"...
said the other....
"just to ask her to parallel park?". | |
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| Subject: Re: SKINMAN'S SPEAK UP! SECTION. Mon 07 Sep 2009, 11:08 am | |
| ONE of the services people seem to need is that of a personal trainer.
many a gym fanatic feels they must have one or die.
Not everyone has quite got the hang of what kind of service they provide.
One such trainer in Glasgow received a phone call froma woman who inquired...
How much would it cost to toilet-train her dog?.................... What about the wee scottish drunk who asked the barman...
"At the Last Supper....
how come nabody sat oan the ither side o' the table?".......................... Then there's the poor wee soul who felt he was doing a grand job wall-papering his front room.
He found it a bit difficult putting up with his wife's frequent suggestions that he had left a bubble or two and that one or two strips of paper weren't straight.
Seeing the fed-up look on his face...
she eventually said....
"The problem is A'm a perfectionist 'An' you're No".
He knew he really shouldn't have...
but he just couldn't help himself from saying...
"That's why you married me and I married you."
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| Subject: Re: SKINMAN'S SPEAK UP! SECTION. Tue 15 Sep 2009, 7:22 pm | |
| After staggering out of the pub on a saturday afternoon....Wee tam saw brilliantly-illuminated coloured neon signs advertisingFish and Chips and Kebabs in the window of a shop in one of the main streets. "That'll do me".. he said to himself.... and walked inside. the shop consisted of a desk and few filing cabinets. there wasn't much of a smell of freshly-cooked fish or meat. "Ah was efter a fish supper pal.... he told the chap behind the desk who politely informed him that he couldn't help him as they only manufactured neon signs for chippies and kebab shops.................................. A mother has the unsavory job of telling her wee boy that his dogLaddie had died during the night.
Expecting floods of tears....she was surprised to find there was a quiet acceptance....and off to school he went with a kiss and a hug.
On his return the first thing he asked his mother.... "Where's Laddie?".... Mum told him again that Laddie had died. Now the tears flowed and awful sobs followed.
His mother asked why he hadn't cried in the morning. The boy said...."I thought you said Daddy!" | |
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| Subject: Re: SKINMAN'S SPEAK UP! SECTION. Mon 21 Sep 2009, 11:25 pm | |
| The Ferrari Formula 1 Team have fired their entire pit crew.
The announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the UK Government's Youth Opportunity scheme and employ people from Glasgow. The decision to hire them was brought on by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from the Glasgow area were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 15 seconds without proper equipment... whereas Ferrari's existing crew can only do it in 20 seconds with millions of euros worth of high tech equipment. the prime minister went on record as saying this was a bold move by the Ferrari management.. which demonstrated the international recognition of the UK under his leadership.
As most races are won and lost in the pits... Ferrari now have an advantage over every team. However... Ferrari may have got more than they bargained for... At the crew's first practice session... the Glasgow pit crew...
successfully changed the tyres in under 20 seconds... and within the hour they had re-sprayed... re-badged.. and sold the vehicle to the McLaren team for 8 bottles of Stella beer... a kilo of speed and some photos of Coulthard's bird in the shower. | |
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| Subject: Re: SKINMAN'S SPEAK UP! SECTION. Wed 23 Sep 2009, 12:26 am | |
| Depends on where the photo is gonna be shown, skin. | |
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