A complex issue that has been a matter of controversy and discussion for decades.. indeed for centuries..
Is the Act that states that heirs to the english throne lose their right to be the sovereign if they marry a Catholic or convert .. forcing royal brides over the years to leave the faith to protect their husband's birthright.
the uniquely discriminatory rule which currently exists.. that an individual in the line of succession to the throne can have a civil partnership with a Catholic can marry a Muslim or atheist..
but cannot marry a Catholic is well outdated.
We should also end the outdated rule which allows a woman in line of succession to the throne to be automatically superseded by a younger male sibling.
"If our current monarch had a younger brother..
we would never have had a Queen Elizabeth II."
While there is no question of changing the constitutional role of the Monarch or... of changing the role of the Church of England as the established church..
people expect those in authority to look at the present discrimination.
What's your view.
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Subject: Re: SKINMAN'S SPEAK UP! SECTION. Sat 28 Mar 2009, 2:59 pm
Around the stadium it will be deafening....
As the team and the Tartan Army proudly sing the national anthem before kick-off..
but another off..pitch battle is being fought.. the rights to a particular Flower of Scotland.
A Dutch plant nursery owner..has managed to secure a US patent for a bloom bearing the name of the national anthem that he snatched from Scotland..cultivated in Holland.. and which is now being marketed and sold in America.
the only person in the world to have any rights to a Flower of Scotland bloom is A Dutch nursery owner.
he's been quite open about finding the flower in Gretna Green before reproducing it at his Nursery.
He gave it the name after finding it growing on a roadside while on holiday in Scotland.
The song by The Corries.. who own the rights to the song was written over forty years ago.
How anyone can have the cheek to take a flower from here.. cultivate it in Holland.. and call it Flower of Scotland is ridiculous.
Who are these people?.
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returning to the start of the discourse of the issue that children living in a virtual world, I have seen the film by Pixar "wall-e" beautiful and very meaningful if you go on like this we will all be in those conditions qul watch film and then tell me
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Subject: Re: SKINMAN'S SPEAK UP! SECTION. Sat 28 Mar 2009, 5:50 pm
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returning to the start of the discourse of the issue that children living in a virtual world, I have seen the film by Pixar "wall-e" beautiful and very meaningful if you go on like this we will all be in those conditions qul watch film and then tell me
Hi.. (((gio)))...
Having watched the trailer with my granddaughter...
I think it will a great movie for the younger generation.. and adults alike..
we both loved the trailer it seems like it will have a great deal of escapism... from the real world which we all need from time to time.
If only they could Install people with the same feeling and real heart that the robots portray in the film . It would certainly Improve peoples quality of life.
But could they ever Install such a rare complex commodity in robots?..........
Machines will only ever be as good as the men who make them....
men being basically flawed in one way or other...
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Subject: Re: SKINMAN'S SPEAK UP! SECTION. Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:22 am
I couldn't wait to go down the pub on saturday to tell my pals....how my sexual prowess had Improved this year.
I told them that I was thinking of writing off to the guiness book of records. that my ability to maintain my lovemaking lasted an hour and two minutes.
I was somewhat taken aback...when they reminded me that the clocks went forward an hour.
Still two minutes Eh!....
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OMG!!!
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Noticed the other day a sign outside a church stating..
"Baby and Toddlers Nearly New Sale".
wonder if the organisers are expecting singer Madonna to turn up?. ............... SCHOOL crossing patrols in Glasgow are to test a secret weapon in the fight against dangerous drivers ...lollycams.
The video cameras will be fitted to some of the city's 300 hand..held lollipop signs..
allowing crossing patrols to record offenders who ignore their instructions to stop.
The mini cameras.. fitted to either side of the pole.. record video and sound and capture reckless drivers on film.
The cameras are activated when the pole touches the ground and are pointed at the offending car to record the number plate.
school crossing patrols in Glasgow hope the cameras will act as a deterrent....
A rocket launcher and chaingun would be a more visible... and perhaps better deterrent against these dangerous drivers who don't care about anyone but themselves.
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Subject: Re: SKINMAN'S SPEAK UP! SECTION. Sun 05 Apr 2009, 12:14 am
Stem cells that could be used to restore hearing have been successfully created..
A Sheffield University team took stem cells from foetuses and converted them into cells that behave like sensory hair cells in the human inner ear.
Their discovery could ultimately help those who have lost hair cells through noise damage and some people born with inherited hearing problems..
That's If scientists can find ways to deliver new cells to the inner ear.. and wire them up correctly.
But any cure is still some years away..
In the meantime the use of stem cells is a controversial one ..
There are those Including myself.. who object to the use of a foetus on the grounds that it is unethical to destroy embryos in the name of science. But I'm afraid it may be falling on deaf ears...If you'll pardon the pun
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Subject: Re: SKINMAN'S SPEAK UP! SECTION. Sun 05 Apr 2009, 1:25 am
Perils of a Catholic Upbringing....
As I walked down the busy street.. knowing I was late for Mass..
my eyes fell upon one of those unfortunate..
homeless vagabonds that are found in every city these days. Some people turned to stare.
Others quickly looked away as if the sight would somehow contaminate them.
Recalling my old pastor Father Mike.. who always admonished me to "care for the sick.. feed the hungry and clothe the naked"
I was moved by some powerful inner urge to reach out to this unfortunate person..
Wearing what can only be described as rags.. carrying every worldly possession in two plastic bags..
my heart was touched by this person's condition.
Yes.. where some people saw only rags.. I saw a true.. hidden beauty.
A small voice inside my head called out....
"Reach out..... reach out and touch this person!"
So I did.....
I wont be at mass this week...
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Subject: Re: SKINMAN'S SPEAK UP! SECTION. Sun 05 Apr 2009, 1:50 am
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the Alcohol I drink..
I feel shame..
Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes and dreams...
If I didn't drink this wine....
they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered.
Then I say to myself...
"It is better that I drink this wine and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver".
I feel sorry for people who don't drink.. When they wake up in the morning.... that's as good as they're going to feel all day....
24 hours in a day...
24 beers in a case....
Coincidence?.... I think not....
When we drink... we get drunk....
When we get drunk... we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep... we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin... we go to heaven.
So... let's all get drunk and go to heaven!.
Wine is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
To some it's just Wine... to me it's Support....
Salvation in a can!...Hic..
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This is a story about a dog who was born with three legs - 2 healthy hind legs and 1 abnormal front leg which needed to be amputated.
He of course could not walk when he was born.
Even his mother did not want him.
He was rejected and scorned.
His first owner also did not think that he could survive. Therefore.. he was thinking of putting him to sleep..
At this time.. his present owner came into his life and wanted to take care of him. determined to teach and train this dog to walk by himself.
The new owner thought... all we need is a little faith.
So the owner named him "Faith".
In the beginning Faith was put on a surf board to let him feel the movements of the water.
Later the owner used peanut butter on a spoon as a lure and to reward him for standing up and jumping around.
Even the other dogs at home helped to encourage him to walk.
Amazingly..after only six months.. like a miracle..
Faith learned to balance on his two hind legs and jumped to move forward.
After further training in the snow.. he can now walk like a human being.
Faith loves to walk around now.
A person who feels things are not going as well as they could.. will feel better when they see things such as this wee dog who has triumphed over such a disability.
Life is the continual demonstration of the power of thinking positive and having faith.
Believe in yourself.
Never lose faith.
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What about the man who had gone to tidy a relative's grave at the local cemetery...
only to discover that the gates had been locked while he was there.. and he and his car were inside.
He phoned his wife on his mobile to see if she could track down a key-holder.
Not knowing who to contact..
she phoned the local police..
and now realises that telling them..
"My husband is in a cemetery and is trying to get out"...
was the reason why she was not treated entirely seriously by the policeman who asked...
"How long's he been deid hen?".
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This is a story about a dog who was born with three legs - 2 healthy hind legs and 1 abnormal front leg which needed to be amputated.
He of course could not walk when he was born.
Even his mother did not want him.
He was rejected and scorned.
His first owner also did not think that he could survive. Therefore.. he was thinking of putting him to sleep..
At this time.. his present owner came into his life and wanted to take care of him. determined to teach and train this dog to walk by himself.
The new owner thought... all we need is a little faith.
So the owner named him "Faith".
In the beginning Faith was put on a surf board to let him feel the movements of the water.
Later the owner used peanut butter on a spoon as a lure and to reward him for standing up and jumping around.
Even the other dogs at home helped to encourage him to walk.
Amazingly..after only six months.. like a miracle..
Faith learned to balance on his two hind legs and jumped to move forward.
After further training in the snow.. he can now walk like a human being.
Faith loves to walk around now.
A person who feels things are not going as well as they could.. will feel better when they see things such as this wee dog who has triumphed over such a disability.
Life is the continual demonstration of the power of thinking positive and having faith.
Believe in yourself.
Never lose faith.
I like that it's all about attitude
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I read an article that exposes some disturbing statistics.
The fact that 40%.. of the world's fishing catch is either wasted or illegal.. unregulated and unmonitored and that each year.. we take 38 million tonnes of marine life from the sea and either throw it back dead.. or sell it without regard to the Impact on the fish stock.
It clearly shows the extent of the crisis in the fishing industry.
Almost one million tonnes of fish are discarded each year in EU waters.. most of it in the North Sea.... at a time of economic crisis.. when many families are struggling to buy food.. don't you think it's morally unjustifiable to dump healthy fish into the sea.............
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Subject: Re: SKINMAN'S SPEAK UP! SECTION. Sat 18 Apr 2009, 9:38 am
yes ,but so is the butter mountain and the rest of the eu agriculture industry forced to waste and dump food due to poorly thought out policy and regulation....sigh..dont think it will ever change untill its too late
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As for the european agricultural policy... change might not be too far off in the distant horizon.
A series of reforms have been carried out in recent years...
the most significant being the Single Payment Scheme intended to break the link between farm aid and production.
farmers have more of their subsidies for food production diverted towards rural development.
Milk quotas farmers get... are being scrapped in 2015.
Instead of paying farmers to produce more... the EU now makes payments conditional on farmers meeting environmental and animal welfare standards and keeping their land in good condition.
So eventually you may see Milk lakes...Beef and butter mountains disappear.
But I have always believed that The Common Agricultural Policy is a scandalous waste of money...
and the subsidies harm farmers in developing countries.
As for the fishing Industry... overfishing will I think results in profound changes in our oceans...
perhaps changing them forever. Not to mention our dinner plates.
It might already be too late for the fish stocks to recover....
and unless some major world policies are Implemented and enforced properly then fish will go the way of so many of our past Endangered species...being extinct.
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One day a very wealthy father took his son on a trip to the country....
for the sole purpose of showing his son how it was to be poor.
They spent a few days and nights on the farm of what would be considered a very poor family.
After they returned from the trip... the father asked his son how he liked staying at the farm.
"It was great....
Dad!"...
the son exclaimed.
Surprised at his son's response...
the father asked...
"Didn't you see how poor people can be?".
"Oh.. yeah"...
said the son.
"So what did you learn from our trip?"...
asked the father.
The son said....
"I saw that we have one dog and they had four.
We have a pool that reaches to the middle of our garden and they have a creek that has no end.
We have imported lanterns in our garden and they have the stars at night.
Our patio reaches to the front yard and they have the whole horizon.
We have a small piece of land to live on and they have fields that go beyond our sight.
We buy our food at the store... but they grow theirs fresh.
We have walls around our property to protect us...
they have friends to protect them".
The boy's father was speechless.
The son added...
"It showed me how poor we are".
Too many times we forget what we have ... and concentrate on what we don't have.
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Subject: Quasimodo Sun 19 Apr 2009, 6:24 pm
Quasimodo . .........
The Hunchback of Notre Dame was looking for an assistant bell ringer.
He got an assistant and he wanted to make sure the person was competent.
Quasimodo said.....
"watch me and I'll show you the proper way to ring the bell".
So Quasi lines up and runs full steam at the bell and throws himself face first at the bell.
His head hits the bell and a loud thuuunnnngg is heard.
So the assistant tries it... he lines up...he runs... he throws himself at the bell and only a small dink is heard.
The assistant quickly says...
"let me try it again...
this time I can do it better and really make that bell ring".
So he tries it again and once more as his head hits....
only a small dink sound is heard.
Quasimodo now grunts...
"one more try and if you can't make it ring you're fired".
This time the new guy takes a long run... gets going really fast and just as he throws himself at the bell...
he slips and falls out the window and crashes on the ground below.
A crowd gathers around the body... and a policeman below looks up and sees Quasimodo at the window far above.
He shouts out....
"Quasimodo do you know who this person is?".
Quasimodo grunts back...
"No...
his face doesn't ring a bell". ......................
Quasimodo was upset by this...
mostly because he was without an assistant.
So he went looking for a new assistant and acquired this person who just happened to be the first assistant's brother.
Quasimodo was showing the new person around and demonstrating how to run.. jump at the bell... hit it with your face.... and make a resounding "duuunnnngggg".
So the assistant tried... he ran at the bell... he jumped at the bell...
and he missed the bell completely and instead went flying out the window... crashing to the ground below just like his brother.
A crowd gathered around the body... and a policeman...
the same one who found the other body...
looked up and saw Quasimodo at the window above.
He yelled up and asked Quasimodo...
"Hey Quasimodo... do you know who this person is?".
Quasimodo looked down and grunted...
"No..
but he's a dead-ringer for his brother".
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A post mortem has revealed Ian Tomlinson... died from internal bleeding after being assaulted by police during the demonstrations at the G20 summit last month.
He was not a protester.
A police officer has been interviewed under caution on suspicion of manslaughter.
SERIOUS ALLEGATIONS have also emerged of police brutality directed towards journalists reporting on the G20 protests in London this month.
Some 185 people have made complaints against the police following clashes between officers and protesters at the summit.
At least 90 are claims of excessive force by alleged victims or witnesses to brutality.
I think This was indiscriminate attacks on people doing nothing wrong.... so much for the good old british police.
If you really want to save the police some time....
beat yourself up!
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Subject: Re: SKINMAN'S SPEAK UP! SECTION. Fri 08 May 2009, 11:41 am
Police in California pulled over a cyclist who was wearing a T-shirt with
"PRISONER" printed on the back.
The chap wearing it... Isreal Ramirez... aged 20.... was not an escaped prisoner... but had been released from the County Jail the day before... and had walked out without returning his prison-issue top.
He was sent back to jail for possession of stolen property.
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Subject: Re: SKINMAN'S SPEAK UP! SECTION. Fri 08 May 2009, 11:47 am
They've started a support group"...
"for women who can't stop talking".
"It's called On and On Anon".
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Subject: Re: SKINMAN'S SPEAK UP! SECTION. Sun 10 May 2009, 8:35 am
Against the background of the threat of a Third World War engulfing Europe...
The French Foreign Minister read to the international press a declaration calling on France.. Germany and other European countries to pool together their coal and steel production.
What was created was a Europe united around the principles of freedom and solidarity.
59 years on... the EU plays a vital role in our everyday lives.. from the air we breathe.. and the water we drink and bathe in..
to the cleanliness of our beaches and the price of flights and mobile phone calls.
It demonstrates sovereign nations strength working together rather than acting apart.
On issues such as the environment and the single market....
The EU's deficiencies are still numerous and there are evident Imperfections including high levels of bureaucracy and waste.
With all its faults.. the delivery of post-war peace..economic prosperity.. stability and security are just some of the EU's successes.
May 9th.. "Europe Day".. in 1950... was the first move to what is now the European Union.
Our membership of it makes us stronger as a nation in addressing today's threats and challenges.. such as organised crime... terrorism.. climate change and the global economic recession.
the European Union.. boasting 27 member states and comprising 500 million people.
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Subject: Re: SKINMAN'S SPEAK UP! SECTION. Fri 15 May 2009, 12:43 am
Two Italian guys are driving through Texas when they get pulled over by a state trooper.
The trooper walks up and taps on the window with his nightstick.
The driver rolls down the window...
and the trooper smacks him in the
head with the stick.
The driver says...
"Why'd you do that?.
The trooper says...
"You're in Texas... son.
When I pull you over....
you'll have your licence ready".
The Driver says...
"I'm sorry... officer....
I'm not from around here".
The trooper runs a check on the guy's licence....
and he's clean.
He gives the guy his licence back and walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window.
The passenger rolls his window down...
and the trooper smacks him with the nightstick.
The passenger says....
"What'd you do that for?"
The cop says....
"Just making your wishes come true".
The passenger says...
"Huh?".
The cop says....
"I know that two miles down the road you're gonna say....
I wish that guy would've tried that crap with me!.
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Subject: Re: SKINMAN'S SPEAK UP! SECTION. Sat 16 May 2009, 7:03 am
At the National Art Gallery in Edinburgh...
A husband and wife were staring at a portrait that had them completely confused.
The painting depicted three black men totally naked sitting on a park bench.
Two of the figures had black willies...
but the one in the middle had a pink willie.
The curator of the gallery realized that they were having trouble interpreting the painting and offered his assessment.
He went on for over half an hour explaining how it depicted the sexual emasculation of black men in a predominately white...
patriarchal society.
"In fact"...he pointed out...
"some serious critics believe that the pink willie also reflects the cultural and sociological oppression experienced by gay men in contemporary society".
After the curator left...
a wee scotsman...
approached the couple and said..
"Would ye like to know whit the painting is really aboot?".
"Now why would you claim to be more of an expert than the curator of the gallery?"...
asked the couple.
"Cause I'm the wan who painted it"... he replied.
"In fact...
there's nae black men depicted at aw! ...
They're jist three scottish coal miners.
The wan in the middle went hame fur lunch".
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Subject: Re: SKINMAN'S SPEAK UP! SECTION. Sat 16 May 2009, 7:27 am
Flicking through an upmarket magazine...
Country Life..
at my local dentist's waiting room I read an article entitled...
How to Survive the Credit Crunch.
the suggestion...
"not to allow children at boarding school home for weekends"...
saves greatly on your food bill.
Of course...
not actually sending them there in the first place wasn't even considered as a money saver....
Tut..Tut.
.........
I see that the South African president is a polygamist.
I don't see how he has time to collect stamps....
when he has three wives to tend.
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Subject: Re: SKINMAN'S SPEAK UP! SECTION. Sat 23 May 2009, 12:41 am
Irish Bank Robbery.
Once inside the bank shortly after midnight....
their efforts at disabling the internal security system got underway immediately.
The robbers...
who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash and valuables...
were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes scattered throughout the bank.
The robbers cracked the first safe's combination...
and inside they found only a bowl of vanilla pudding.
As recorded on the bank's audio-tape system...
one said...
"At least we'll get a bit to eat".
The robbers opened up a second safe....
and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding.
The process continued until all the safes were opened.
They found not one pound sterling.. a diamond.. or an ounce of gold.
Instead... all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding.
Disappointed... the robbers made a quiet exit...
each leaving with nothing more than a queasy...
uncomfortably full stomach.
The next morning The newspaper headline read....
IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING.
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Subject: Re: SKINMAN'S SPEAK UP! SECTION. Sat 23 May 2009, 6:59 am
erhhhh man the thought of that is making me feel a little bit queasy
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