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skinman {kan} Member
Number of posts : 3169 Age : 76 City/Country : over here   : Clan Member
Fav MP game : left 4 dead.
left4dead2.
TeamSpeak : yes. Registration date : 2008-05-04
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skinman {kan} Member
Number of posts : 3169 Age : 76 City/Country : over here   : Clan Member
Fav MP game : left 4 dead.
left4dead2.
TeamSpeak : yes. Registration date : 2008-05-04
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skinman {kan} Member
Number of posts : 3169 Age : 76 City/Country : over here   : Clan Member
Fav MP game : left 4 dead.
left4dead2.
TeamSpeak : yes. Registration date : 2008-05-04
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Dracslady Member
Number of posts : 362 Age : 60 City/Country : PA USA Fav MP game : Black Ops, Borderlands 2, I do attempt Black Ops 2 Fav MP map : Gotta be WMD and Grid used to be Villa, like the DLC maps alot, especially Hotel and Zoo Fav SP game : Hard to say Xfire : no TeamSpeak : yes Registration date : 2011-09-15
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skinman {kan} Member
Number of posts : 3169 Age : 76 City/Country : over here   : Clan Member
Fav MP game : left 4 dead.
left4dead2.
TeamSpeak : yes. Registration date : 2008-05-04
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skinman {kan} Member
Number of posts : 3169 Age : 76 City/Country : over here   : Clan Member
Fav MP game : left 4 dead.
left4dead2.
TeamSpeak : yes. Registration date : 2008-05-04
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skinman {kan} Member
Number of posts : 3169 Age : 76 City/Country : over here   : Clan Member
Fav MP game : left 4 dead.
left4dead2.
TeamSpeak : yes. Registration date : 2008-05-04
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skinman {kan} Member
Number of posts : 3169 Age : 76 City/Country : over here   : Clan Member
Fav MP game : left 4 dead.
left4dead2.
TeamSpeak : yes. Registration date : 2008-05-04
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skinman {kan} Member
Number of posts : 3169 Age : 76 City/Country : over here   : Clan Member
Fav MP game : left 4 dead.
left4dead2.
TeamSpeak : yes. Registration date : 2008-05-04
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skinman {kan} Member
Number of posts : 3169 Age : 76 City/Country : over here   : Clan Member
Fav MP game : left 4 dead.
left4dead2.
TeamSpeak : yes. Registration date : 2008-05-04
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skinman {kan} Member
Number of posts : 3169 Age : 76 City/Country : over here   : Clan Member
Fav MP game : left 4 dead.
left4dead2.
TeamSpeak : yes. Registration date : 2008-05-04
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skinman {kan} Member
Number of posts : 3169 Age : 76 City/Country : over here   : Clan Member
Fav MP game : left 4 dead.
left4dead2.
TeamSpeak : yes. Registration date : 2008-05-04
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skinman {kan} Member
Number of posts : 3169 Age : 76 City/Country : over here   : Clan Member
Fav MP game : left 4 dead.
left4dead2.
TeamSpeak : yes. Registration date : 2008-05-04
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skinman {kan} Member
Number of posts : 3169 Age : 76 City/Country : over here   : Clan Member
Fav MP game : left 4 dead.
left4dead2.
TeamSpeak : yes. Registration date : 2008-05-04
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skinman {kan} Member
Number of posts : 3169 Age : 76 City/Country : over here   : Clan Member
Fav MP game : left 4 dead.
left4dead2.
TeamSpeak : yes. Registration date : 2008-05-04
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skinman {kan} Member
Number of posts : 3169 Age : 76 City/Country : over here   : Clan Member
Fav MP game : left 4 dead.
left4dead2.
TeamSpeak : yes. Registration date : 2008-05-04
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skinman {kan} Member
Number of posts : 3169 Age : 76 City/Country : over here   : Clan Member
Fav MP game : left 4 dead.
left4dead2.
TeamSpeak : yes. Registration date : 2008-05-04
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skinman {kan} Member
Number of posts : 3169 Age : 76 City/Country : over here   : Clan Member
Fav MP game : left 4 dead.
left4dead2.
TeamSpeak : yes. Registration date : 2008-05-04
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skinman {kan} Member
Number of posts : 3169 Age : 76 City/Country : over here   : Clan Member
Fav MP game : left 4 dead.
left4dead2.
TeamSpeak : yes. Registration date : 2008-05-04
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skinman {kan} Member
Number of posts : 3169 Age : 76 City/Country : over here   : Clan Member
Fav MP game : left 4 dead.
left4dead2.
TeamSpeak : yes. Registration date : 2008-05-04
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skinman {kan} Member
Number of posts : 3169 Age : 76 City/Country : over here   : Clan Member
Fav MP game : left 4 dead.
left4dead2.
TeamSpeak : yes. Registration date : 2008-05-04
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skinman {kan} Member
Number of posts : 3169 Age : 76 City/Country : over here   : Clan Member
Fav MP game : left 4 dead.
left4dead2.
TeamSpeak : yes. Registration date : 2008-05-04
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skinman {kan} Member
Number of posts : 3169 Age : 76 City/Country : over here   : Clan Member
Fav MP game : left 4 dead.
left4dead2.
TeamSpeak : yes. Registration date : 2008-05-04
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skinman {kan} Member
Number of posts : 3169 Age : 76 City/Country : over here   : Clan Member
Fav MP game : left 4 dead.
left4dead2.
TeamSpeak : yes. Registration date : 2008-05-04
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skinman {kan} Member
Number of posts : 3169 Age : 76 City/Country : over here   : Clan Member
Fav MP game : left 4 dead.
left4dead2.
TeamSpeak : yes. Registration date : 2008-05-04
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skinman {kan} Member
Number of posts : 3169 Age : 76 City/Country : over here   : Clan Member
Fav MP game : left 4 dead.
left4dead2.
TeamSpeak : yes. Registration date : 2008-05-04
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skinman {kan} Member
Number of posts : 3169 Age : 76 City/Country : over here   : Clan Member
Fav MP game : left 4 dead.
left4dead2.
TeamSpeak : yes. Registration date : 2008-05-04
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Rumble {KAN} Member
Number of posts : 3385 Age : 64 City/Country : Virginia, USA   : Moderator
: Forum Admin
Fav MP game : Black Ops Fav MP map : No preference TeamSpeak : Yes ! Registration date : 2007-10-05
| Subject: Re: THE UNOFFICIAL "OFFICIAL" PUBLIC JOKE SECTION Mon 09 Mar 2015, 8:34 pm | |
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skinman {kan} Member
Number of posts : 3169 Age : 76 City/Country : over here   : Clan Member
Fav MP game : left 4 dead.
left4dead2.
TeamSpeak : yes. Registration date : 2008-05-04
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St. Timmy's {KAN} Guest
Number of posts : 263 Age : 56 City/Country : Portland/Tennessee/USA Fav MP game : COD Black Ops Fav MP map : Summit Fav SP game : Hmmm....maybe Skyrim since I have logged many hours playing and messing with mods. Old school game would probably be Duke Nukem. Registration date : 2014-11-24
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skinman {kan} Member
Number of posts : 3169 Age : 76 City/Country : over here   : Clan Member
Fav MP game : left 4 dead.
left4dead2.
TeamSpeak : yes. Registration date : 2008-05-04
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skinman {kan} Member
Number of posts : 3169 Age : 76 City/Country : over here   : Clan Member
Fav MP game : left 4 dead.
left4dead2.
TeamSpeak : yes. Registration date : 2008-05-04
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skinman {kan} Member
Number of posts : 3169 Age : 76 City/Country : over here   : Clan Member
Fav MP game : left 4 dead.
left4dead2.
TeamSpeak : yes. Registration date : 2008-05-04
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skinman {kan} Member
Number of posts : 3169 Age : 76 City/Country : over here   : Clan Member
Fav MP game : left 4 dead.
left4dead2.
TeamSpeak : yes. Registration date : 2008-05-04
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skinman {kan} Member
Number of posts : 3169 Age : 76 City/Country : over here   : Clan Member
Fav MP game : left 4 dead.
left4dead2.
TeamSpeak : yes. Registration date : 2008-05-04
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skinman {kan} Member
Number of posts : 3169 Age : 76 City/Country : over here   : Clan Member
Fav MP game : left 4 dead.
left4dead2.
TeamSpeak : yes. Registration date : 2008-05-04
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my little friend {KAN} Guest
Number of posts : 1464 Age : 61 City/Country : london uk Fav MP game : riding tandem(me on the back) Fav MP map : london a-z Fav SP game : birdwatching Xfire : never TeamSpeak : english....the queens Registration date : 2008-08-10
| Subject: Re: THE UNOFFICIAL "OFFICIAL" PUBLIC JOKE SECTION Fri 03 Jul 2015, 7:36 pm | |
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skinman {kan} Member
Number of posts : 3169 Age : 76 City/Country : over here   : Clan Member
Fav MP game : left 4 dead.
left4dead2.
TeamSpeak : yes. Registration date : 2008-05-04
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Rumble {KAN} Member
Number of posts : 3385 Age : 64 City/Country : Virginia, USA   : Moderator
: Forum Admin
Fav MP game : Black Ops Fav MP map : No preference TeamSpeak : Yes ! Registration date : 2007-10-05
| Subject: Re: THE UNOFFICIAL "OFFICIAL" PUBLIC JOKE SECTION Mon 06 Jul 2015, 7:42 pm | |
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skinman {kan} Member
Number of posts : 3169 Age : 76 City/Country : over here   : Clan Member
Fav MP game : left 4 dead.
left4dead2.
TeamSpeak : yes. Registration date : 2008-05-04
| Subject: Re: THE UNOFFICIAL "OFFICIAL" PUBLIC JOKE SECTION Tue 07 Jul 2015, 6:12 pm | |
| The President of Indonesia was honoured to receive a special invitation from his Russian counterpart.. Vladimir Putin..to visit Moscow.
For three days ..the Indonesian President was wined...dined and generally granted the full extent of Russian hospitality.
On the final day of the visit..Putin said "As your stay is coming to an end..it is time for you to play our traditional game of Russian Roulette. One of the six chambers of a gun is loaded. You spin the cylinder..point the gun at your head and pull the trigger. You have a one in five chance of living".
The Indonesian President was somewhat startled by the suggestion but knew that his country's pride was at stake.
To show fear would bring disgrace upon his people.So he took the gun..spun the cylinder..and then pulled the trigger.
To his great relief..the chamber was empty. Nevertheless he had been very impressed by the game and thought of how to match it when Putin visited Indonesia the following year.
It was thirteen months later when Putin set foot in Indonesia.
Surpassing even Russian hospitality..the Indonesians plied Putin and his entourage with exotic seafood washed down by generous amounts of alcohol for five days. On the final day...the Indonesian President led Putin to a private room in the palace and announced..."Now at the end of your visit it is time for you to sample our traditional game..Indonesian roulette".
He then took the Russian leader into a room occupied by six beautiful..naked women.
The Indonesian President declared..."These women are representatives of our country's tribes. Any one of them will give you a blow job...take your pick".
Putin's eyes lit up at the prospect but he couldn't see the connection with Russian roulette.
"It sounds a great game"..he said.."and I can't wait to play..but where is the roulette part?..where is the danger?".
The Indonesian President smiled and said....
"Well...One of them is a cannibal". | |
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my little friend {KAN} Guest
Number of posts : 1464 Age : 61 City/Country : london uk Fav MP game : riding tandem(me on the back) Fav MP map : london a-z Fav SP game : birdwatching Xfire : never TeamSpeak : english....the queens Registration date : 2008-08-10
| Subject: Re: THE UNOFFICIAL "OFFICIAL" PUBLIC JOKE SECTION Tue 07 Jul 2015, 8:12 pm | |
| the film "cross of iron" comes to mind.....ouch!! | |
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Mono {KAN} Member
Number of posts : 3177 Age : 61 City/Country : Stockholm Sweden   : Moderator
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: Raqe quitters anonymous Fav MP game : L4D2 Fav MP map : N/A Fav SP game : N/A Xfire : U R Xfired!!! TeamSpeak : I'm too shy Registration date : 2007-10-05
| Subject: Re: THE UNOFFICIAL "OFFICIAL" PUBLIC JOKE SECTION Wed 08 Jul 2015, 5:20 am | |
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skinman {kan} Member
Number of posts : 3169 Age : 76 City/Country : over here   : Clan Member
Fav MP game : left 4 dead.
left4dead2.
TeamSpeak : yes. Registration date : 2008-05-04
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Dracslady Member
Number of posts : 362 Age : 60 City/Country : PA USA Fav MP game : Black Ops, Borderlands 2, I do attempt Black Ops 2 Fav MP map : Gotta be WMD and Grid used to be Villa, like the DLC maps alot, especially Hotel and Zoo Fav SP game : Hard to say Xfire : no TeamSpeak : yes Registration date : 2011-09-15
| Subject: Re: THE UNOFFICIAL "OFFICIAL" PUBLIC JOKE SECTION Sat 11 Jul 2015, 11:25 am | |
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my little friend {KAN} Guest
Number of posts : 1464 Age : 61 City/Country : london uk Fav MP game : riding tandem(me on the back) Fav MP map : london a-z Fav SP game : birdwatching Xfire : never TeamSpeak : english....the queens Registration date : 2008-08-10
| Subject: Re: THE UNOFFICIAL "OFFICIAL" PUBLIC JOKE SECTION Mon 13 Jul 2015, 9:47 am | |
| [quote="Dracslady"] omg I hope MLF reads this. [/quote I have indeed......I know my shit...... | |
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skinman {kan} Member
Number of posts : 3169 Age : 76 City/Country : over here   : Clan Member
Fav MP game : left 4 dead.
left4dead2.
TeamSpeak : yes. Registration date : 2008-05-04
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Rumble {KAN} Member
Number of posts : 3385 Age : 64 City/Country : Virginia, USA   : Moderator
: Forum Admin
Fav MP game : Black Ops Fav MP map : No preference TeamSpeak : Yes ! Registration date : 2007-10-05
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St. Timmy's {KAN} Guest
Number of posts : 263 Age : 56 City/Country : Portland/Tennessee/USA Fav MP game : COD Black Ops Fav MP map : Summit Fav SP game : Hmmm....maybe Skyrim since I have logged many hours playing and messing with mods. Old school game would probably be Duke Nukem. Registration date : 2014-11-24
| Subject: Re: THE UNOFFICIAL "OFFICIAL" PUBLIC JOKE SECTION Sun 16 Oct 2016, 12:07 am | |
| The Trump joke is pretty dang funny. The choices we have here in the state this go round are not.....sadly. | |
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my little friend {KAN} Guest
Number of posts : 1464 Age : 61 City/Country : london uk Fav MP game : riding tandem(me on the back) Fav MP map : london a-z Fav SP game : birdwatching Xfire : never TeamSpeak : english....the queens Registration date : 2008-08-10
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