I've heard that Kate asked the queen for some advice
on a long and successful marriage...
The Queen's reply...
"Always wear your seat belt and don't piss me off".
The Royal press officer announced....
"The happy couple are now ready to answer questions from
members of the British press".
Daily Mail....... "Where did you propose?" ...... "Kenya".
The Times...... "Where will you be married?"..... "Westminster Abbey".
The Guardian.... "Will you still serve with the RAF?"...... "Of course".
Daily Express.... "Were you nervous when you proposed?".... "Naturally".
Daily Sport ........"Does she take it up the arse?".
Harry bumped into William at the wedding reception.
"Brilliant do... bruv.... Have you seen Dad?".
"He wasn't invited... mate"... replied Wills...
"but mine's dancing with Camilla".
I'm sure Prince William was going to North Wales for
the honeymoon.
I was lip reading him after the wedding and he said to Harry...
"I'm going to Bangor all weekend".
Kates wedding shoes were too tight.
Once in the bedroom Wills helped her to get them off.
The family heard grunting..straining.. a scream and Wills say..
"That was tight".
The Queen said... "I told you she was a virgin".
Then they heard Wills say... "Now for the other one".
There was more grunting and straining.
At last Wills said... "My God that was even tighter".
The old Duke said.....
"That's my boy....once a sailor....always a sailor".
Subject: Will and Kate.... wedding thoughts. 
