Have you got one?

I have a spelling checker.

It came with my pea see.

it plainly marks four my revue.

mistakes I dew knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word.

and weight four it two say.

weather eye am wrong oar write.

It shows me strait aweigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid.

It nose bee fore two long.

And eye can put the era rite.

Its rarely ever wrong.

I've scent this massage threw it.

and I'm shore your pleased too no.

I'ts letter prefect in every weigh...

my checker tolled me sew.

Skin. Yeah, we all depend on that, too much.

wood nut walk one my peace sea