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+3skinman {kan} Rumble {KAN} Lady of Winter {KAN} 7 posters |
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Lady of Winter {KAN} Queen of the P90 - shooter of the AK47. Claymore expert
Number of posts : 1730 Age : 56 City/Country : Earth (is not a country it´s a planet)   : Pretty in Pink
: Handy with a Whip
: Frau Boss Fav MP game : Naked Volleyball and Twister. Fav MP map : BOG!!!
I miss BOG!!
Fav SP game : LOL Xfire : ladyofwinter TeamSpeak : 1st Lady {KAN} Registration date : 2008-03-15
| Subject: You're not just being paranoid... Thu 22 Jul 2010, 8:52 am | |
| They are out to get you! I once heard the funniest thing about the reason cats climb on top of their servants (we their owners) and knead - It was to see which areas of the body were most vulnerable to an attack. The belief is that our animals are conspiring to kill us and I am now convinced this is true. Not only are the cats out to get me, but the dogs are in on it too!
How else can I explain my dogs waking me up in two-hour intervals? Could it be that they are trying to wear down my resistance so that I am less able to defend myself during an attack? Are the hairballs, strategically placed in my footpath, a way to test my agility in the event of an ambush? I have noticed lately that the cats are sleeping on opposite sides of the room and now I am left to wonder if this is just their way of initiating a calculated attack. A surgical strike intended to catch me while my defenses are down (this is where the lack of sleep comes into play).
I know this - if I am not seen or heard from for more than a day, the cats and dogs were successful in carrying out their evil plan. Just be sure to look in the cat box for my lifeless body. | |
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Rumble {KAN} Member
Number of posts : 3385 Age : 64 City/Country : Virginia, USA   : Moderator
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Fav MP game : Black Ops Fav MP map : No preference TeamSpeak : Yes ! Registration date : 2007-10-05
| Subject: Re: You're not just being paranoid... Thu 22 Jul 2010, 9:19 am | |
| Have you thought about seeking some counseling? Maybe take some time off from school? | |
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skinman {kan} Member
Number of posts : 3169 Age : 76 City/Country : over here   : Clan Member
Fav MP game : left 4 dead.
left4dead2.
TeamSpeak : yes. Registration date : 2008-05-04
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mraztec3{KAN} Member
Number of posts : 485 Age : 28 City/Country : Starkville, USA   : Clan Member, he hopes hes better at black ops than he was at l4d2, probably not though -) Fav MP game : Rocket League, Overwatch, Quake Champions Fav SP game : Cities, Horizon Zero Dawn TeamSpeak : mraztec3 Registration date : 2009-03-18
| Subject: Re: You're not just being paranoid... Thu 22 Jul 2010, 12:55 pm | |
| I'll come to your rescue, my Lady, don't you worry Skinny, women love cats so much because they're exactly the same as themselves! | |
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Lady of Winter {KAN} Queen of the P90 - shooter of the AK47. Claymore expert
Number of posts : 1730 Age : 56 City/Country : Earth (is not a country it´s a planet)   : Pretty in Pink
: Handy with a Whip
: Frau Boss Fav MP game : Naked Volleyball and Twister. Fav MP map : BOG!!!
I miss BOG!!
Fav SP game : LOL Xfire : ladyofwinter TeamSpeak : 1st Lady {KAN} Registration date : 2008-03-15
| Subject: Re: You're not just being paranoid... Thu 22 Jul 2010, 1:42 pm | |
| LOL - Rumble, you laugh - but I tell you that they are out to kill me. @ Skinman, I never thought of it that way! OMG! @ Techy - skinny cooks, don't trust them. | |
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BEASTIE {KAN} Despot KAN
Number of posts : 2988 Age : 54 City/Country : Essex, UK   : Clan Founder
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: Mister smarty pants & a joke as l4d2 player
Fav MP game : L4D2 Fav SP game : DOOM 3 Xfire : beastbeastbeast TeamSpeak : wimp Registration date : 2007-10-05
| Subject: Re: You're not just being paranoid... Thu 22 Jul 2010, 2:54 pm | |
| damn we are picking up our (well my wives) dog (rat if you ask me) on monday i wont be able to sleep now.... | |
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skinman {kan} Member
Number of posts : 3169 Age : 76 City/Country : over here   : Clan Member
Fav MP game : left 4 dead.
left4dead2.
TeamSpeak : yes. Registration date : 2008-05-04
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Mono {KAN} Member
Number of posts : 3177 Age : 61 City/Country : Stockholm Sweden   : Moderator
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: Raqe quitters anonymous Fav MP game : L4D2 Fav MP map : N/A Fav SP game : N/A Xfire : U R Xfired!!! TeamSpeak : I'm too shy Registration date : 2007-10-05
| Subject: Re: You're not just being paranoid... Fri 23 Jul 2010, 6:19 am | |
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my little friend {KAN} Guest
Number of posts : 1464 Age : 61 City/Country : london uk Fav MP game : riding tandem(me on the back) Fav MP map : london a-z Fav SP game : birdwatching Xfire : never TeamSpeak : english....the queens Registration date : 2008-08-10
| Subject: Re: You're not just being paranoid... Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:20 am | |
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