Due to the current financial situation
caused by the slowdown of the economy...
Management has decided to Impliment A
scheme to put {kan} members of twenty
years of age and above on early retirement.
This scheme will be known as RAPE...
(RETIRE AGED PEOPLE EARLY).
Persons selected to be RAPED can apply
to the founder to be eligible for the...
SHAFT scheme....(SPECIAL HELP AFTER
FORCED TERMINATION).
Members who have been RAPED and
SHAFTED..will be reviewed under the
SCREW programme.......... (SCHEME
COVERING RETIRED EARLY WORKERS).
A member may be RAPED once...
SHAFTED twice...and screwed as many
times as the moderators deem
appropriate.
Members who have been RAPED can
get AIDS ....(ADDITIONAL INCOME
DEPENDING ON SERVICE).
OR HERPES.......... (HALF EARNINGS FOR
RETIRED PERSONNEL EARLY SEVERANCE).
Obviously members who have.. AIDS.. or
HERPES...will not be..... SHAFTED.....or..
SCREWED any further by the forum
administrators.
Members who are not... RAPED... and are
staying on the {clan}...will receive as
much SHIT...(SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY
TRAINING) whenever the Founder feels
It is necessary.
The Administrators have always prided
themselves on the amount of shit they
give to members....should you feel
that you do not receive enough shit...
Please bring it to the attention of the
Founder..He has the training to give
you all the Shit you can handle...
Sincerely.....
ANON....
Subject: Special Announcement 
