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Subject: IT'S ALL ABOUT THE DUCKS Wed 04 Feb 2009, 2:30 pm
A duck walks into a feed store and asks, "Got any duck food?"
The clerk tells him, "No, we don't have a market for it it so we don't carry it."
The duck says, "Okay" and leaves. The next day, the duck walks in to the feed store and asks, "Got any duck food?"
Again the clerk says no and the duck leaves.
Next day, the duck walks in, and asks, "Got any duck food?"
The clerk says, "I've told you twice, we don't have duck food, we've never had duck food and we never will have duck food. If you ask me again, I'll nail your feet to the floor."
The duck leaves.
The next day, the duck walks in and asks, "Got any nails?"
"No".
"Got any duck food?"
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Subject: Re: IT'S ALL ABOUT THE DUCKS Wed 04 Feb 2009, 3:52 pm
Dead Duck
A woman brought a very limp duck to the veterinarian's office.
As she lay her pet on the table... the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest.
After a moment or two..the vet shook his head sadly and said...
"I'm so sorry..your pet duck Cuddles has passed away."
The distressed owner wailed..
"Are you sure?"
"Yes, I am sure. The duck is dead".. he replied.
"How can you be so sure"... she protested...
"I mean... you haven't done any testing on him or anything.
He might just be in a coma or something."
The vet rolled his eyes... turned around and left the room...and returned a few moments later with a black Labrador Retriever.
As the duck's owner looked on in amazement.. the dog stood on his hind legs.. put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head.
The vet patted the lab and led it out of the exam room.
He returned a few moments later with a cat.
The cat jumped up on the table and also sniffed delicately at the bird from head to foot.
The cat sat back on its haunches..shook its head meowed softly and strolled out of the room.
The vet looked at the woman and said..
"I'm sorry..but as I said.. this is most definitely 100% certifiably..a dead duck."
Then the vet turned to his computer terminal... hit a few keys and produced a bill..which he handed to the woman.
The duck's owner..still in shock.. took the bill.
She screamed, "£150...£150 just to tell me my duck is dead!"
The vet shrugged.
"I'm sorry... If you'd taken my word for it.. the bill would have been £20.. but with the lab report and the cat scan, it's now £150" .
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Subject: Re: IT'S ALL ABOUT THE DUCKS Thu 05 Feb 2009, 6:34 pm
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Subject: Re: IT'S ALL ABOUT THE DUCKS Thu 05 Feb 2009, 8:33 pm
OMG duck!!!! don't get wood
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Subject: Re: IT'S ALL ABOUT THE DUCKS Thu 05 Feb 2009, 8:54 pm
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Subject: Re: IT'S ALL ABOUT THE DUCKS Sat 07 Feb 2009, 7:25 am
Dead Duck
A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, 'I'm so sorry, your Duck, Cuddles, has passed away.'
The distressed owner wailed, 'Are you sure?'
'Yes, I am sure. The duck is dead', he replied.
'How can you be so sure?' she protested. 'I mean, you haven't done any testing on him or anything! He might just be in a coma or something.'
The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room, and returned a few moments later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head. The vet patted the dog and took it out, and returned a few moments later with a cat.
The cat jumped up on the table and also sniffed delicately at the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on it's haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room.
The vet looked at the woman and said, 'I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck.'
Then the vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman. The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill.
'£150!' she cried, '£150 just to tell me my duck is dead!!'
The vet shrugged.' I'm sorry. If you' d taken my word for it, the bill would have been £20, but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's now £150.'
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Subject: Re: IT'S ALL ABOUT THE DUCKS Sat 07 Feb 2009, 8:55 am
ROFL ROFL
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Subject: Re: IT'S ALL ABOUT THE DUCKS Sat 07 Feb 2009, 1:53 pm
L.O.W.
here's a duck joke ........
There was a bar man who owned a duck who danced on a tin box.
He sold it to another bar man who phoned him later asking
"how do you make him stop".
He replied
"Open the tin and blow out the candles!"
.......... OR....
A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich.
The barman looks at him and says..
"Hang on! You're a duck".
"I see your eyes are working".. replies the duck.
"And you can talk!" exclaims the barman.
"I see your ears are working too".. says the duck.
"Now if you don't mind.. can I have my beer and my sandwich please?'
"Certainly.. sorry about that"..
says the barman as he pulls the duck's pint.
"It's just we don't get many ducks in this pub. What are you doing round this way?".
'I'm working on the building site across the road" explains the duck.
"I'm a plasterer".
The flabbergasted barman cannot believe the duck and wants to learn more.. but takes the hint when the duck pulls out a newspaper from his bag and proceeds to read it.
So.. the duck reads his paper.. drinks his beer.. eats his sandwich..bids the barman good day and leaves.
The same thing happens for two weeks.
Then one day the circus comes to town.
The ringmaster comes into the pub for a pint and the barman says to him
"You're with the circus.. aren't you?
Well.. I know this duck that could be just brilliant in your circus.
He talks..drinks beer.. eats sandwiches reads the newspaper and everything!".
"Sounds marvelous".. says the ringmaster handing over his business card.
"Get him to give me a call".
So the next day when the duck comes into the pub the barman says...
"Hey Mr. Duck.. I reckon I can line you up with a top job paying really good money".
"I'm always looking for the next job".. says the duck.
"Where is it?".
"At the circus".. says the barman.
"The circus?" repeats the duck.
"That's right".. replies the barman.
"The circus?" the duck asks again.
"That place with the big tent?".
"Yeah".. the barman replies.
"With all the animals who live in cages.. and performers who live in caravans?".. says the duck.
"Of course".. the barman replies.
"And the tent has canvas sides and a big canvas roof with a hole in the middle?".. persists the duck.
"That's right!"..says the barman.
The duck shakes his head in amazement..and says .....
"What the f@@k would they want with a plasterer?".
----------- A duck walks into a pub and says to the barman...
"Has my brother been in here?".
The barman says..
"What does he look like?".
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Subject: Re: IT'S ALL ABOUT THE DUCKS Sun 08 Feb 2009, 4:30 am
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Subject: Re: IT'S ALL ABOUT THE DUCKS Mon 09 Feb 2009, 6:43 pm
A duck walks into a pharmacy..and asks for Chapstick.
The cashier says.. "Cash or check?" and the duck says.. "Just put it on my bill." ...............................
A motorist in a Mercedes was driving through the countryside on a beautiful Saturday afternoon.. having a lovely time.. when he came to an area of the road that was covered with a rather large puddle of water from a previous rain storm.
Worried that he was going to damage the car and its engine in the deep water..he asked a local farmer (who just happened to be standing near the large pool of water) how deep the water was.
"Arr"..said the local farmer
"That water only be a few inches deep!".
Relieved..the motorist edged his car into the water.. expecting to come out the other side in no time.
Instead.. as he drove in.. the water came right up the side of the car... and the engine sputtered to a halt.
Sitting there in the water... floating weed lapping at the window.. the motorist yelled at the local angrily...
"I thought you said this water was only a few inches deep!!!"
"Well"..replied the local farmer
"It only come up to the waist of them there ducks! ............................................... A rather long duck joke. .................................. A father and son live on a farm
One day the father says.. "Son.. things haven't been going very well and I'm afraid we'll have to sell your duck...
I'm really sorry.. but we need the money.
I want you to take the duck to town and bring back the money".
So the son takes the duck and sets off down the road.
Halfway to town he runs into a hooker.
She says..
"Hey kid.. I could show you a really good time if you're interested."
He replies..
"I'd sure like to.. but all I have to pay with is this duck."
Well.. she says..
"maybe we can work something out".
So they go off into the bushes and the branches are snapping and feathers flying... When they come out.. she is breathless and says..
"Wow! That was incredible! Not bad for a kid. Tell you what..if you can do that again.. I'll give you back your duck".
As you might guess.. he's all for that idea.. So they return to the bushes and get it on again.
When they are done she is still amazed at his abilities.
She says to him..
"I've got this friend who's husband is a real loser. He hasn't even been able to get it up in years.. let alone satisfy her when he could.
I'm gonna send you to her.
Just let me call ahead."
She calls her friend and tells her..
"You won't believe this kid I'm gonna send over to you.
He is the best I've had in years.
He's just what you need."
What none of them know is that the woman's husband is listening in on the other phone.
The kid sets off for the woman's house and the husband meets him on the road and says.. "Look boy.. I'll give you a dollar if you just turn around now and forget all about my wife".
Not being the brightest kid.. he agrees and turns back for home.
His father see's him coming back down the road and the duck is still under his arm.
He knows his boy is dumb.. but the instructions were easy!!.. He says.. "Son..what the hell happened? I told you to go to town and sell the duck!!".
"Dad".. he says.. "You wouldn't believe the day I've had!
First..I got a f@ck for the duck.. then I got the duck for a f@ck.. then I got a buck to duck a f@ck.. and I still have the fu@king duck!".
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Subject: Re: IT'S ALL ABOUT THE DUCKS Mon 09 Feb 2009, 8:26 pm
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Subject: Re: IT'S ALL ABOUT THE DUCKS Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:35 am
One day a lady went into a fishing shop to buy her husband a fishing pole for his birthday.
She picked up a really nice looking pole and asked the salesman how much it was.
The sales man says..
"I am blind but if you give me the pole I can tell how much it is by the weight".
So the lady gives him the pole and he says.. "That pole is worth £45".
She was amazed at how cheap that was.
So then she picked up another really nice pole..hands it to the man and he says..
"This pole is worth £55".
She decided that was also really cheap.
And then she picks the nicest looking pole in the place and handed it to the man and he says..
"This pole is our best and it is £70". She told him that she would take it.
As she was getting the fishing pole all rung up..she had to break wind really really badly.
She decided since the man was blind that it really wouldn't matter if she broke wind in front of him so she just let it loose.
All of a sudden the man says..
"It all comes up to £80."
Confused the lady says to him..
"But you said the fishing pole was only £70."
He said...
"It is. Its £70 for the fishing pole...
and £10 for the duck call."
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Subject: Re: IT'S ALL ABOUT THE DUCKS Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:10 pm
omg!!!
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Subject: Re: IT'S ALL ABOUT THE DUCKS Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:14 pm
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Subject: Re: IT'S ALL ABOUT THE DUCKS Fri 13 Feb 2009, 11:46 pm
A man invites a friend to watch his prize duck hunting dog at work.
They approach the first pond.. the dog runs ahead into the brush.
He comes back and waves his tail once. The owner tells his friend that this means there is one duck on the pond.
They walk up,,and sure enough.. one duck flies off.
At the second pond..the dog waves his tail three times.
The owner explains that this means there are three ducks on the pond.
When they walk up..exactly three ducks take flight.
At the third pond..the dog runs back and forth.. humping the hunters legs and chasing his tail.
The friend asks what in the world this means.
The owner explains...
"This means there are so many f**king ducks on that pond..
he can't even count them."
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Subject: Re: IT'S ALL ABOUT THE DUCKS Sat 14 Feb 2009, 11:55 am
A primary teacher handed out a colouring page to her class.
ON it was a picture of a duck holding an umbrella.
The teacher told her class to color the duck yellow and the umbrella green.
But sandy the class rebel colored the duck in bright fire truck red.
After seeing this.. the teacher asked him..
"Sandy how many times have you seen a red duck?"
Young Sandy replied..
"The same number of times I've seen a duck holding an umbrella."
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Subject: Re: IT'S ALL ABOUT THE DUCKS Sat 14 Feb 2009, 1:25 pm
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Subject: Re: IT'S ALL ABOUT THE DUCKS Mon 16 Feb 2009, 5:40 am
caught short....
refreshing....
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Subject: Re: IT'S ALL ABOUT THE DUCKS Mon 16 Feb 2009, 2:48 pm
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Subject: Re: IT'S ALL ABOUT THE DUCKS Mon 16 Feb 2009, 4:04 pm
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Subject: Re: IT'S ALL ABOUT THE DUCKS Tue 17 Feb 2009, 1:50 pm
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Subject: Re: IT'S ALL ABOUT THE DUCKS Wed 18 Feb 2009, 8:18 pm
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Subject: Re: IT'S ALL ABOUT THE DUCKS Wed 18 Feb 2009, 8:39 pm
Man this whole thread is just plain bonkers!
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Subject: Re: IT'S ALL ABOUT THE DUCKS Thu 19 Feb 2009, 6:11 am
my little friend wrote:
Man this whole thread is just plain bonkers!
sry mlf, this is considered inappropriate posting...please move this post to the "all about gooses" thread
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Subject: Re: IT'S ALL ABOUT THE DUCKS Thu 19 Feb 2009, 3:51 pm
funny...
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Subject: Re: IT'S ALL ABOUT THE DUCKS Thu 19 Feb 2009, 8:20 pm
TomOnFire {KAN} wrote:
my little friend wrote:
Man this whole thread is just plain bonkers!
sry mlf, this is considered inappropriate posting...please move this post to the "all about gooses" thread
German pragmatism once again gets in the way of humour
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Subject: Re: IT'S ALL ABOUT THE DUCKS Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:33 pm
Anyone up for a game of bowling?
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Subject: Re: IT'S ALL ABOUT THE DUCKS Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:18 pm
Sorry I thought these were Duke jokes..........lmao. Funny stuff!
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Subject: Re: IT'S ALL ABOUT THE DUCKS Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:10 am
Yes, some are but it's all things Ducks!! Quacks me up!
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Subject: IT'S ALL ABOUT THE DUCKS Wed 25 Feb 2009, 3:18 am
OH NO MY EYES AN EARS
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Subject: Re: IT'S ALL ABOUT THE DUCKS Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:37 am
i stumbled across this,thought you might like it!
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Subject: Re: IT'S ALL ABOUT THE DUCKS Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:36 am
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Subject: Re: IT'S ALL ABOUT THE DUCKS Fri 27 Feb 2009, 7:16 am
Three little ducks go into a Bar
"Say.. what's your name?"
the bartender asked the first duck.
"Huey" was the reply.
"How's your day been Huey?"
"Great. Lovely day... Had a ball.
Been in and out of puddles all day.
What else could a duck want?" said Huey.
"Oh.. That's nice" said the bartender.
He turned to the second duck.
"Hi...and what's your name?"
"Dewey"
came the answer from duck number two.
"So how's your day been.. Dewey?" he asked.
"Great. Lovely day. I've had a ball too.
Been in and out of puddles all day myself...
What else could a duck want?"
The bartender turned to the third duck and said.. "So.. you must be Louie?"
"No"....
she said... batting her eyelashes.
"My name is Puddles".
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Subject: Re: IT'S ALL ABOUT THE DUCKS Sat 28 Feb 2009, 2:42 pm
PUDDLES
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Subject: Re: IT'S ALL ABOUT THE DUCKS Sun 01 Mar 2009, 10:03 pm
It has a duck in it! A young middle aged lawyer was out hunting duck one day when He saw a duck sitting by this fence, it was one of the biggest ducks he'd ever seen so he dropped, took aim and fired, hit the duck in one shot. Well feeling pretty proud of him self for that great shot he walks over and hops the fence to get his duck and is bending over to get it when he hears a click behind him and turns around to see a farmer standing there with a shot gun pointed at him. The farmer looks at the lawyer and says what are you doing on my property, the Lawyer looks up and replies I was just getting my duck I just shot. the farmer looking around says this is my land so that's my duck and the lawyer not wanting to give up with out a fight says I'm the biggest lawyer in town and if you don't give me the duck I will pull you into a lawsuit so deep Ill own the farm when I'm done. The farmer looking the young man over say ya I thought you were one of those people but you see we have a different way of settling stuff out here which is I get to do 3 Kicks and the you do three kicks and the one to give up first loses and winner takes all. well the young man thought it over and looking at the old farmer there decided he didn't want to waste his time in the court room with this and besides the this farmer looked like he should be holding a walker instead of a shotgun so the young man said Ill take you up on that so the to men positioned them selves to start and the young man not wanting to hurt the guy to much said that the farmer could go first. well the first kick sent the Lawyer to the ground the Second he cot right in the gut knocking the breath out of him and the third hit him square in the back knocking him to the mud the farmer sort of step back as the lawyer gets up and barely is Able to whisper OK my turn. the farmer sort of looks the man over and turns around grabs his shot gun starts to walk off and turns and says oh "I give up you can have the duck."
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Subject: Re: IT'S ALL ABOUT THE DUCKS Mon 02 Mar 2009, 8:24 pm
MyLf, out on the town again. He just quacks me up!!!
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Subject: Re: IT'S ALL ABOUT THE DUCKS Mon 02 Mar 2009, 8:56 pm
Lady of Winter {KAN} wrote:
MyLf, out on the town again. He just quacks me up!!!
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Subject: Re: IT'S ALL ABOUT THE DUCKS Mon 02 Mar 2009, 9:54 pm
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Subject: Re: IT'S ALL ABOUT THE DUCKS Mon 02 Mar 2009, 10:35 pm
Lady of Winter {KAN} wrote:
MyLf, out on the town again. He just quacks me up!!!
dam it... wearing no trousers again!!
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Subject: Re: IT'S ALL ABOUT THE DUCKS Wed 04 Mar 2009, 3:23 pm
Shhh - I'm hiding from Golden Girl.
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Subject: Re: IT'S ALL ABOUT THE DUCKS Thu 05 Mar 2009, 11:22 am
When Dan found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died..
he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with.
So.. one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.
Her natural beauty took his breath away.
"I may look like just an ordinary man"... he said as he walked up to her...
"but in just a week or two... my father will die... and I'll inherit 20 million pounds".
Impressed... the woman went home with him that evening and...
three days later... she became his stepmother.
Women are so much smarter than men!.
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Subject: Re: IT'S ALL ABOUT THE DUCKS Thu 05 Mar 2009, 1:27 pm
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Subject: Re: IT'S ALL ABOUT THE DUCKS Thu 05 Mar 2009, 5:47 pm
Now that was funny MyLF. I remember that game!!
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Subject: Re: IT'S ALL ABOUT THE DUCKS Thu 05 Mar 2009, 5:51 pm
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Subject: Re: IT'S ALL ABOUT THE DUCKS Fri 06 Mar 2009, 1:21 am
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Subject: Re: IT'S ALL ABOUT THE DUCKS Sun 08 Mar 2009, 10:25 pm