Theres a guy whos in high school. He shares a bunkbed with his 8yr old brother. Then one day he brings his girlfriend over to hav sex!!!
Then he tells her say Lettuce if you want it harder and tomato for new sex postion. Lettuce Lettuce Tomato Lettuce Lettuce. Then she says pull out i don't want to get pregeant. Then the little brother says " can u keep it quiet, i am trying to go to sleep and u 2 keep making sandwichs and the mayonnaise keeps spilling all over my face, and it tastes like shit!!!
Subject: Sex Joke 
